If god didn’t want me biting my cuticles then why are they so bitable ?
I went to bed before 10pm last night and I thought to myself “well this simply cannot happen again” so I’m having a monster to make up for it
If there was a couple (and they were both boys) who couldn’t decide between watching a movie or playing video games while very high. What do we think they should do
They are dead, they are gone, no one lasts forever
Woman Counting and Angry Gesture in Bed
Alt: Woman Counting and Angry Gesture in Bed
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My credit card balance is -$46, I’m so fucking good at spending money
Against all odds, they keep inventing new gay guys
It’s always enjoyable when gays posts their penises for everyone to see, but then I remember it’s an affront to god and you will all go to hell in the end :(
Two drinks total almost destroyed me last night, I don’t think this is just purely being a lightweight. I think there’s something evil and sinister within me
Gay guy movie night “obsession”watchings is now !!!!!!!!!!!!
I fucking hate this state it’s so fucking hot someone get us to a coast NOW
Have you heard, there’s a rumor in st weinersburg
*getting ready to come out* mom… dad… I have gout :)
My gym ran out of cleaning wipes for the machines, so I’ve probably been involuntarily marinating in various human juices while working out #yummay
The bigger they are, the harder they are when they fall
Can I avoid drag race spoilers until tomorrow night or will someone need to be sacrificed
doing some research on the median voter (visiting my bf’s extended family)
Lindsay graham arriving in hell
Big lil bro@goesnuts.bsky.social · 4w agoShould I at least shave my hole
Lindsay Graham dead after pride month ended, WAKE UP PEOPLE
Love going out and being reminded that gay people are so much fun
Someone venting online: don’t make me go into work today Me, thinking every single post I see on my dash is directed at me with complete sincerity: I don’t think I can control that
Gay guy at chipotle gave me the tiniest portions oh pride month really is over