Hey I'm pretty sure I've seen this same guy out taking photos at events in Vegas.

ContempraInn 🌹@contemprainn.bsky.social · 3mo ago

The BBC uses robo-cameras disguised as dung heaps to film wildlife up close, blending into any terrain...#WildlifePhotography

I have lost touch with the next generation of young men. They are posting "locations to bleed out in," but I do not want to bleed out in any of the locations, not even the really beautiful ones with snow or cherry blossoms. I don't want to bleed out at all. I want Little Caesars.

Future versions of Windows will disable non-Copilot routes to normal functions like changing systems settings, managing files, and web browsing. Then once they have lock-in, they will start charging for tokens to run the AI. In short: We will see the 5 cent email tax from the chain letters of yore.

We're all on guard while browsing social media on April 1. The real jump scare comes from seeing the post for the first time a week later.

I got tired of my 10 inch skillet not being able to fit enough food, so I bought a giant 15 inch cast iron skillet, and I can barely pick it up by the handle. Thankfully, I will be able to develop the necessary forearm strength more easily now that I'll be eating more.

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Working out every day is a lot easier when you have a specific goal you're working toward that is very personal to you and disconnected from external validation or society's expectations.

Sometimes I tell people that one of my favorite hobbies is automating workflows, and they invariably are all, "oh, like with AI?" and I'm just like "noooooooo god no"

Every game programmer you meet "used to use C# a lot but not anymore," said like someone talking about their toxic ex they had to dump, who they're lowkey still in love with.

Thinking about the time I explained the adrenochrome conspiracy theory to my mom, and she said that was just the plot to Monsters, Inc.

Of all the skills I've learned, cooking has had the most immediate quality-of-life boost. A couple afternoons learning the basics of cooking meat, vegetables, eggs, potatoes, rice, and beans, and suddenly you are eating better food, for less money, every day, for the rest of your life.

I do fist pushups because the ground is icky, and if I have to put my open palms on the icky ground, I will never do pushups.

Your most humiliating social mistakes are failures of skill, not failures of character. They carry no more moral weight than singing off key.

Star Trek style transporter, but it's provided by SpaceX, so reassembly is done by AI that "mostly works," and also all memories that violate the content limitations in the terms of service are of course removed. Oh that craving for McDonald's? It's normal. Everybody feels like that when they exit.

You will never have faster progress than your first few days of learning a new skill, but you also will never have less patience about the speed of your progress than your first few days of learning a new skill.

Never fire a programmer whose total contributed lines of code is a negative number. Without that person, your company will be bankrupt in under a year.

"No bby ur too pretty to be depressed"

Want to take your hardcore performances to the next level? Start exercising every day. Walking, running, weights, yoga, take your pick. Scenes won't feel physically demanding anymore if that level of activity is routine for you. You will be less distracted and more focused on looking your best.

The complexity of an orgy production is O(n^2) based on the number of participants. You stick with me, though, and I can get that down to O(nlogn)

I've said it before, and I'll say it again. Show them your clean finger nails before you insert a finger, even if they don't ask. Don't leave them wondering.

I've encountered a lot of labia in my time. Big labia, small labia, long thin labia, thick labia, innie labia, outie labia, light colored labia, dark colored labia, I've seen them all, but I ain't ever seen bad labia.

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If an appliance has a touch screen and network connectivity, it will eventually start showing you scams.

I'm the creditor for all those companies with massive tech debt. Every time they delete a block of useless buggy code, it gets moved over to my computer.

If I ever get married, you will know because I will never shut the fuck up about her for the rest of my life. My love is like crossfit. My love is like being a vegan. My love is like not owning a TV.

This nerd commenting Desktop Linux getting popular, "I wanted a Linux revolution but not one where the new users don't care about open source and just use the OS like they used Windows." I think good activism has to account for the fact that most people will never care about the cause.

Talent for fixing computer problems used to mean handling situations that software companies did not anticipate. Bugs, errors, new use cases, etc. Talent for fixing computer problems today means working around software companies intentionally breaking interoperability and basic functionality.

If you see me do something and think it's a good idea, copy it. Like something in one of my videos? Copy it. Like a performer I work with? Work with them. Like my sets? Copy them. Want my artificial sun? Build one. I'll even help. And if you see someone else copying you, let them. We can all win.

Where are the baddies with colorful hair who are good at math, kind to children, like lifting weights?

Get yourself a girl who can do both. 📸: @jacobstyle.bsky.social