jaegz69.bsky.social
@jaegz69.bsky.social
41M I say weird stuff and have opinions but also post adult stuff too because I don't see how they should be separate. I'm not ashamed of the things that your grandma likes but will only admit when no one is around
Just watched Asteroid City. Really great movie. It's tough to be in the right space watch something so sincere that doesn't take itself seriously but when I saw the final shots of the tiny set with only a few things on it and realized I had forgotten it was so bare it sent shivers down my spine
We all wish our dicks were bigger and try and take pictures where they look the most impressive and we can get so insecure. But also I have a female friend I send the pics I post here but also when it's really shriveled up because that's funny too
Well it's cooling down. Only 85 degrees today... So people are wearing hoodies...
This will have to do for #fatdickfriday since there isn't a day for a bit thicker but not like a hog or anything dicks
If you want to make your girlfriend mad, every time she says "stop" say Hammertime!
I think the red coils must be like power coils, like crystals for your dong I guess. But i like watching them swell out #masturbation #sextoy #stroker
About to try my new toy! It's huge #stroke #sextoy #masturbation
I really must be getting old when I get sore when I don't put my support socks on
More marigolds. So what if I love them?! Maybe I will marry them!
My new strokers arrived today I'm excited to use them but my favorite is taking pics and videos with them! Even more clear ones so you can see everything!
#marigolds are probably my favorite scent. I got my girlfriend some marigold perfume that's now getting hard to find, but if I tell people I love the smell they say I don't know what marigolds smell like! Its so sad. But this is the best way to get the scent. Pull out the seeds then sniff
How about a nice flash? #stripping #flashing #dick
I think I must be 100 years old because I hear people talking about being so productive today and it's like I made dinner and cleaned the bathroom! And I'm like oh so you took it easy? But don't worry everyone you will either get old too... Or die young so one day you can be like me... Or dead!
Well I have to go in because people may or may not come and may or may not have to do things on a Saturday and don't want to have egg on my face but still time for a fire and wine on this Friday night
So finally it's time for this. My biggest and most impressive #cumshot of all time. 2017 and I was backed up #hyperspermia #cum. It was so much
Nectarines are the best fruit and you are dumb if you don't think so
My friend said the hottest thing to me and got me all worked up. It's not about the feeling or sex but just being wanted and someone that always wants to make you happy and feel good means everything. But also it got my dick hard lol