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@jaennaet.fi

Jännät (/ˈjænːæt/). Finnish adjective, plural: "interesting, cool, neat, exciting". I'm actually three raccoons in a trench coat. Nonbinary leftist extremist, äärivasemmistolainen muunsukupuolinen mädättäjä.

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Raccoons Hourly @raccoonhourly.bsky.social · 57m ago

Grebcomics 🐸@grebcomics.bsky.social · 1h ago

tiny pig 🐷

Ursa ry @ursa.fi · 5h ago

Koko maassa tapahtuu osittainen auringonpimennys illalla 12.8. Kilpisjärvellä Auringon kiekon halkaisijasta peittyy parhaimmillaan 85 % ja Helsingissä 83 %. Aurinko ehtii laskea osassa maata ennen pimennyksen päättymistä. Lue Ursan tiedotteesta tarkemmat tiedot! #tähtitaivas

Aurinko pimenee osittain koko maassa 12.8.

Tämänkertainen auringonpimennys näkyy lähes yhtä syvänä koko maassa. Kilpisjärvellä Auringon kiekon halkaisijasta peittyy parhaimmillaan 85 % ja Helsingissä 83 %. Aurinko ehtii laskea maan etelä- ja i...

ursa.fi

European Medicines Agency @ema.europa.eu · 5h ago

A few days on, we're still reflecting on an unforgettable WorldPride Amsterdam. 🌈 EMA became the first EU agency to join a WorldPride event, sailing with our United for Health boat. Together, we showed that inclusive science makes health better for everyone. 💙 Read more:

United for health at WorldPride 2026 | European Medicines Agency (EMA)

The European Medicines Agency (EMA) celebrated diversity, equality and inclusion in public health during Amsterdam's World Pride Canal Parade.

ema.europa.eu

Jännät @jaennaet.fi · 15h ago

Fantastic Beasts and How to Fuck Them

Chris and his farmily of forever farm friends @caenhillcc.bsky.social · 20h ago

Our most excited sheep Bumblebee, six years ago

Jännät @jaennaet.fi · 20h ago

Miltä musta tuntuu? Miltä vihreä tuntuu?

K. Wroten 🍏@jukeboxcomix.bsky.social · 22h ago

Jännät @jaennaet.fi · 21h ago

Strasserism, is it?

disc horse bot@horsedisc.bsky.social · 21h ago

I'm begging for the bourgeoisie to add an ounce of cottagecore to their politics.

🇨🇦DUNK🇨🇦 (Proud Part owner of Canada)@noofieninja.bsky.social · 3d ago

Timeline Cleanse (Just Ducky Edition)

Jännät @jaennaet.fi · 22h ago

En päässy töihin mihin halusin niin ryhdyin ydinjätteeksi

ylekov@ylekov.bsky.social · 22h ago

Ydinjätteet | Kun työpaikkoja ei saanut haluamaansa

Kitfox Games 🦊@kitfoxgames.com · yesterday

when you know you've made a good game

Jännät @jaennaet.fi · 24h ago

This thing feels like its own parody. The review on MobyGames is great: "Don't play, seek out, or even think about this game"

Forbes Corporate Warrior player review by Maw - MobyGames

Player review for Forbes Corporate Warrior by Maw

mobygames.com

Retro Computers@retrocomps.bsky.social · 24h ago

Forbes: Corporate Warrior (1997)

In the red and gold grid background, a businessman faces a scrolling screen of business statistics. In the foreground, a suited businessman wears a VR helmet, with green light streaming from the interface. The title promises "The Only Action-Packed 3D Business Strategy Game", the motto states "Business is WAR!", and a brief pull quote says "Doom meets Wharton School. Aspiring capitalists test their mettle in FORBES CORPORAE WARRIOR where aggressiveness and savvy decision making can build empires. - Crain's"

Jännät @jaennaet.fi · 24h ago

AAAAAA IT'S SO TINY 😭

Raccoons Hourly@raccoonhourly.bsky.social · 24h ago

Jännät @jaennaet.fi · yesterday

Syrjitäänköhän Suomessa syövästä parantuneita? Yllättyisin jos ei

Cancer survivors need protection from future discrimination, say German politicians

Campaigners say people who have had cancer face discrimination in areas including bank loans, adoption of children and insurance

theguardian.com

Jännät @jaennaet.fi · yesterday

Found a real relic: my Pan Am frequent flyer card 😁 Probably from '89

Photo of a blue Pan Am Worldpass with my name censored out with a pink rectangle

Raccoons Hourly @raccoonhourly.bsky.social · 2d ago

Jännät @jaennaet.fi · 2d ago

#testing

scha·den·freu·de @blisterpearl.bsky.social · 3d ago

Top panel is tiny planet Mercury in relation to the HUGE Sun.
Bottom panel is a similar image, a tiny "close ad" button in relation to the fingertip labeled "my finger" which fills nearly the entire panel.

Jännät @jaennaet.fi · 2d ago

She obviously got taken by the fae

Corel Gallery Clipart@clipart.bsky.social · 2d ago

STRETC.BMF

An older woman with gray hair in a track suit. She’s smiling, in the middle of a standing side stretch. She looks maybe 70 years old. You wouldn’t know it to look at her, but the woman is actually 104. At least, by the calendar. She was born in 1909. At age 15, however, she disappeared while playing in the woods close to her family farm in western New Jersey. Weeks of searching for her—either living or dead—came up empty. Eventually she was presumed dead. Until 1943, when she suddenly reappeared in the very same woods she had been lost, not looking a day over 16. She claimed to have fallen asleep in 1924 and woken up in 1958. Her parents had both died, and her younger brother, now aged 44, had taken over the family farm. He took his older sister in, and raised her as his daughter. In those early years after her return she sometimes remembered the dream she had in the woods back in 1924. When she does, she breaks down in tears.

Jännät @jaennaet.fi · 2d ago

They look like they're building their own little trash panda house.

Raccoons Hourly@raccoonhourly.bsky.social · 2d ago

Jännät @jaennaet.fi · 2d ago

Start the reactor. Free Mars.

User with this avatar just got blocked@avijustgotblocked.bsky.social · 2d ago

An account with this avatar was just blocked.

Jännät @jaennaet.fi · 2d ago

#NotTheOnion

Lesbian Mud Wrestling Breaks Out at Lollapalooza 2026

After heavy rains and delayed doors, an unofficial and impromptu session of lesbian mud wrestling went down at Lollapalooza 2026.

consequence.net

Jännät @jaennaet.fi · 2d ago

iatrogenic climate change

Jännät @jaennaet.fi · 2d ago

Who are Harold, Charles, Mo, Jason, Darlene, and Chris‽

USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST@blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 2d ago

What a massive fucking loser you must be. Get off the fucking keyboard and go get a fucking life. Harold, Charles, Mo, Jason, Darlene, and Chris spit on you from the afterlife too. Absolutely go fuck yourself.

Internet Archive @archive.org · 2d ago

Aruba’s digital heritage collection holds nearly 180,000 items for a community of just 110,000 people. 📚 In A LANGUAGE WORTH SAVING, Peter Scholing shares how Coleccion Aruba is preserving Papiamento & cultural knowledge carried through language. 🎧 futureknowledge.transistor.fm/episodes/van... 🧵

Jännät @jaennaet.fi · 2d ago

Reminder that you can count to 35 using your hands. Seriously this is outrageously useful. It's the way I count on my hands nowadays

Jännät@jaennaet.fi · 2d ago

Base 6, because you can count to 35 on your hands using it. Use your right hand (or dominant, whatever) to count from 0 to 5, and then use your left hand to keep track of the 6s. A closed fist is 0. So 👍✌️ would be 1×6 + 2 or 8, for example. ✌️✊ is 2×6 + 0 = 12 🖐️🖐️ 5×6 + 5 = 35

Steffen Rayburn-Maarup @rayburnmaarup.bsky.social · 3d ago

I don't think people are ready for this kind of joke yet.

A town sign seen through a train window.

Jännät @jaennaet.fi · 2d ago

Meme. The top reads "LINUX TERMINAL FOR BEGINNERS".

Then there's a stock photo of an orange kitty, labeled "cat", its head is labeled "head" and its tail is labeled "tail". Below the picture of the cat there's a terminal session:

~/.../shared/Script $ ls
kernel_v2.txt video_louder_fixed.py

~/.../shared/Script $
~/.../shared/Script $
~/.../shared/Script $ cat kernel_v2.txt | head -n 200 | tail -n 10
-------------- Meow Meow: Says --------------
def x():
try:
init_()
except KeyboardInterrupt: quit()
except:time.sleep(60); x()
x()
#--------------end--------------

~/.../shared/Script $

Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 5d ago

this is my new favorite diagram

Brachiosaurus projectile vomiting: forces generated and resulting traces
Assuming 50 kg (110 Ibs) of regurgitant, impact velocity from 14 m (45 ft) height, and hard-packed sand as impact site.
h = 14 m (45 ft)
Impact velocity = V = V 2gh = 16.6 m/s; kinetic energy before impact = 6,860 J
Average impact force = 68,600 N