Year of the Jaguar
@jaguarfacts.bsky.social
https://linktr.ee/yearofthejaguar
we're trying to make music videos but the jaguar we hired ate our cameraman and then ran off so we're back to square one
jaguars aren't real and they can't hurt you.. *presses button on earpiece* i've just received word that jaguars 𝘢𝘳𝘦 real and they're 𝘨𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘨 to hurt you
You have broken all 5 core tenets of Rainforest Mindset and are no longer allowed in my Jaguar Dream
new song out today. "Chromium Skin," as it were... you can use the link in our bio to find it on your preferred listening platform. and that's a certified Jaguar Fact 👆
we have new single coming out on friday July 17 called "Chromium Skin" and that's what the song that's playing on this image is. please look forward to it! 🫶
i understood the fierce strength of the crimson lightning , just as i understood the ancient power of the jungle. And in that moment, i realized.. Idrgaf
*sighs exasperatedly* yes, the jaguar on our album cover is gay. how many times do we have to say it
{lost in the cursed jungle After night has begun to fall} all i do is win win Win no matter what 🗣️
posts " I think ocean spills make the ocean look more badass" then curls up on the damp rainforest floor and takes the revered Nap of Great Darkness
Did You'n Know? Jaguars contain one thousand dreams in their hearts. the dreams bleed thru their fur and make rosettes
*producer tag that's like "i really 𝘥𝘪𝘥 dream of a jaguar tho!"* *cat meow* *record scratch* *intro to crazy frog starts playing*
please to announce that u can now book us for sleep paralysis episodes and exotic pet birthday parties
this is the official year of the jaguar "chill out" zone . please only come here if you are calm
chill jaguar music to run your ass off to. to run fast and hard into the night. They will never find you. they will never find you
New Saying Just Dropped Over on Bluesky⬇️⬇️⬇️ "not my jungle, not my jaguars "