I am reactivating this account to debunk claims that Gems has been making about me, give this a read.
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@jailbirdjerboa.bsky.social
The Sniper of #βπΌπππΫ Mean, vile, but pretty funny.
This project is retired. Due to the presence of certain actors (named sexual predator) I feel in the best interest for my safety to voluntarily leave. Thank you, so long and thanks for all the fish.
Being evil kicks ass, boys! Heroes just get yelled at and pay taxes. Iβm over here stealing smokes and living my best life. >He just walked into a 7/11
"Hooligans are a gang, but we also got merch. Bark has a podcast, Bean does TikTok dances and I used to have a YouTube channel. Million subs, old buddy. Oh and we stream on twitch! How you think I pay Krypt and the fools.x
"My love language is stealing experimental weapons from the military and playing with them! " Double finger guns. "Believe it or not, I got a hookup. Another cowboy like me! He can get anything!"
ππππ ππππΌππππ@spaceassasin.bsky.social Β· last yr.βD-Dear god. . . Someone who finally understands me. . .~ Lizard in love. βIf ya' behave, probably I can show you my secret repository with the most spectacular weapons you could ever see~
See handsome! You already know the niche! We're the type that people write yaoi fanfiction about. Trust me, that's really good for the brand, believe it or not.
Still, you got that style. I'd let you hit at least twice. If you ever wanna stop being a neutral Nelly, you can always join hooligans, ya dig!
Eh. I think you're handsome as is. Rugged bad boy look does it for me.
Oh. To be fair, that's a funny one. I should write that down.
The sniper is enjoying every second of the attention. Never thought he'd have Shadow of all people swooning over him, it's wonderful. "Oi, got you eating outta the palm of my hand and I didn't even do much. You're smitten, handsome. Don't stop. "
Normally, Fang wouldn't allow anyone to touch him, but he'll make an exception for this. "The ultimate life form, sitting here swooning over me. I could get used to this, ya know?" The sniper offered a smile to Shadow as if saying keep going.
You ain't denying? Well, I reckon I can't blame you. I'm flawless! Eh, can't argue with you, Shade. You're a downright handsome bloke. That raw bad boy edge! Kinda does it for me.
Listen, I get it, I'm beautiful. Handsome. Smart. It's only natural you'd all fall for me.
You're telling me there's a school dedicated to just blowing shit up? Mate, I think I'm in love!
βI headcanon Fang as being genuinely autistic and his unrepentant disrespect for social cues is his way of sticking it to the man. This is also manifests in his adopting of various personalities. Broβs out here treating eye contact like itβs paying taxes.
Oh. Well why didn't you just Blow up the closet? Ain't that your thing, danger close, mortar down the tube, and whatnot?
Oh, not even sorta! Really, you would never see the closet I came out of. Why? I burned it for kindling by the time I was 12. I know with all certainty in my mind, there is nothing wrong with being gay.
Chat, do I bring my Zelda OC here He's a good boy
"Well now, breakfast in bed, waiting for me to wake up, you fall in love with me! I don't blame you!"
Yeah whatever, cope harder and take the L, as Bean says.
Hey why don't you invent something that fixes that balding you're dealing with?
I fuck like it's for survival... as if it's the last sip of water I'll ever get. Ribs visible, eyes bloodshot, thrusting away.
The opps don't scare me man, I'm standing on business with the psych ward grippy sock.
I'm just saying, me, you, a bottle of Chardonnay, I cook you dinner. Let me spoil you, beautiful.
I'm quite the charmer, and a lover, ma'am. As for thorns, they're half of what makes a rose beautiful. The beauty contrasted by the danger, gets the engine revving, if you catch the drift.
"Outta my league? Absolutely. But you miss every shot you don't take, and I'm a damn good sniper, beautiful!"
