Jakey Kangaroo
@jakehyena.bsky.social
A fat, saucy roo (29) who's just trying to live his life. Happily taken by @Nanopaw . This is an 18+ account, if you're a minor, you WILL be blocked. Fat/inflation artist, gaymer (He/Him they/them) Unapologetically proud to be GAY AS FUCK~! 🩷🤍🩵❤️💛💙💚💜🤎🖤
"EvErYtHiNgS bEtTeR iN tExAs" my ass So yeah, might be jumping ship from Discord if this goes through, texass fucking sucks and it always will
Gaijin (GimGam Glitzdakka) Goombah@gaijingoombah.bsky.social · 3d agoWhere is our personal data being stored? Who has access to it? What happens when there's a breach? Who is going to be accountable for this? Where is our information being sold to because you can't convince me it isn't. reclaimthenet.org/texas-orders...
I love it when customers get mad at me when I say; "This is an express lane" amd "it's 15 items or less" and "You just have to help me bag since I don't have a bagger" Gives me a sick sense of pleasure
Hmm... I MIGHT try and draw something for Airborne August
Bruh it hasn't even been a week back in texASS, its my first day back from work, and some dumbass truck driver almost hits me in my job's parking lot, then has the GAL to flip ME OFF when HE was in the wrong. I actually fucking hate it here
I love farming for materials for my relic weapon. It is so much fun and totally doesnt make me want to enjoy a nice bowl of acetaminophen
Splatoon Raiders needs to be the new norm for Splatoon going forward, cause I think I have a valid reason to sell my copy of Splatoon 3 now
I peeled the saniderm off my arm, cleaned it off, washed it, put so lubriderm on it, and then I tried doing a bit of doodling. Everything looked messy and I was too focused on making sure I wasnt pressing my tattoo against my desk, so I think I'm gonna hold off on drawing till my tattoo heals over
Not even a day back into texass and I'm already about to fucking crash out I actually fucking hate it here...
We both had an amazing time in Las Vegas, but unfortunately its time for us to head back home.. I'll always cherish the time we spent in my hometown, hopefully next time I come back here with him we can tie the knot~ 💚
Akward photo cropping is awkward, silliness aside, all the food this roo's been gluttin' on has gone right to his gut! Been eatin' GOOOD the past few days!
Chat I think my days as a Gunbreaker are numbered 👀💦💚💦 www.youtube.com/watch?v=uaZl...
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Just got a brand new tattoo! (I am in SO much pain rn). So far I got my Gunbreaker, Pictomancer, and now I got my got my Reaper soulstone tattoo The design was made by my ever se awesome bro @dangerdoodle.bsky.social Couldn't be more happier woth how it turned out (Even tho I am still in pain)
Im in so much pain rn (currently getting a tattoo)
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Words can NOT describe how FULL I am rn, god I fucking love KBBQ and Hotpot. A part of me wanted to eat till I burst, but that'd hurt oh so much~ 💚💦🥴
My fiancé just won me this mewtwo plush at a little crane arcade in Vegas, tell me this ain't the most bootleg mewtwo you've ever seen (I will still proceed to love him lots)
Oough I couldn't help myself, I just HAD to get a bite first before taking a picture of my korean corn dog, this shit is SO FUCKING GOOD RAAAUUUGH
Starting the trip off with a GOOOOD breakfast, gotsta get dat mamosa to for that Vegas vibe baby!
I'll be going to Las Vegas with my fiance tomorrow! I won't be able to respond much to DMs cause I'm going to be catching up with friends and family while I'm there, but I'll still try to respond when I can! I'll also be sure to take lots of pictures for those who're interested! Super stoked!
Imagining myself like Moxxi from Borderlands, but instead of innuendos, I would just be an enabler for those to get fatter, and help inflate others like balloons (and probably make them pop for my OWN pleasure e//e) God I'm a freak
If you're looking for someone who will help you pack on the pounds, then look no further, I will ALWAYS be happy to help you eat that last piece of chocolate, EVEN if you're on the verge of exploding due to your violent lactose intolerance Gift I made for my new friend @dragonkickbsky.bsky.social
Would anyone be interested if I tried my hand at YCH comms?
If my current job is so easily able to warp my mood from being happy and cheerful to LITERALLY GOING FUCKING INSANE with despair, I think its time for a job change
Got Nord VPN on my phone, so now I can browse Bluesky on my phone again, but I think I'll keep and eye on Deer and Witchsky just incase if shit here gets annoying like twitter
Of course fucking TEXASS is going through some bullshit KWS thing, making it so I can't view my bsky on my phone. God I FUCKING HATE THIS SHIT HOLE STATE🤬💢🔥
