Jake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command)
@jakei.bsky.social
Jew for Palestine, Film/TV, MSW/MS Gero, Unhoused Advocate, 4th-Gen n*zi-puncher✡️🇵🇸 ✅Jerrified
"as soon as you jump off of that plane, bitch" - KDot
Armed suspect arrested at Trump's Rancho Palos Verdes golf course in advance of president's visit
Hours before President Trump is scheduled to headline a Tuesday evening fundraiser at his Palos Verdes golf course, authorities announced they had arrested an armed individual seen wandering the groun...
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not the main issue, but still somewhere near the top the list-- can we think of a name for these products other than "nut butter"
Chad Loder@chadloder.dev · 18h agoPopular nut butter sold at Walmart recalled for possible salmonella contamination. Bettergoods Pistachio Nut Butter was distributed to Walmart retail stores in these 19 states: AL, AK, AZ, CO, FL, GA, ID, KS, MS, MO, MT, NE, NV, NM, OR, SD, TN, WA and WY.
I dunno if its my fav but I lost my mind when Jay Baruchel (playing himself) goes to heaven at the end of This Is The End, learns he can think anything into existence, and immediately reunites the Backstreet Boys
Sophia_Nyx 🏳️⚧️@sophianyx.bsky.social · 19h agoName your fav use of licensed music in a soundtrack.
TIL that some butterfly species mate for 2-3 days straight when you're only alive for a few months you gotta get after it
what I'm saying is we're due for another british invasion group
Jake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command)@jakei.bsky.social · 2d agoits been longer since The Spice Girls movie Spice World came out than that movie coming out was to The Beatles breaking up
its been longer since The Spice Girls movie Spice World came out than that movie coming out was to The Beatles breaking up
I just watched Supergirl, I really liked it, it feels like every superhero movie James Gunn is involved with a dog becomes more and more integral to the plot. hollywood, please, rip off the bandaid and let James Gunn make a $200m movie about dogs
that one older lady when its time to sing happy birthday
Théo@tlpavlich.gay · 4d agoOkay I went back and recorded the WPBL anthem. I haven't seen a clip of it yet and....it needs to never be forgotten.
its true but stephanie has my full itinerary so if want/need anything from me the next two weeks be sure to dm her she loves dms
Stephanie goes by Stephanie@pagnificent.myatproto.social · 2d ago*Jake to Stephanie privately* Hey I’m going on vacation and won’t have service, in case I don’t respond, I know you worry about people. *stephanie proceeds to see more Jake posts in the next 24 hours than the entire month prior*
I will bet this man that 10 million dollars the wnba team will win and if they lose and I can't pay he can torture me however he wants for eternity
Sonicscrewdriv4@sonicscrewdriv4.bsky.social · 2d agoWhat sort of delusional BS is this??? www.mediaite.com/media/news/c...
coming out the bronze age and my men turn into swine
two kids in my 9th grade bio class had notes from parents refusing to let their kid learn about evolution so they sat in the library during that week of classes that was a thing parents did
Asawin Suebsaeng@swin24.bsky.social · 2d agoYoung Zoomers, at least u didn’t have to live thru the peak of the “debate” about “intelligent design”
the way planes are boarded makes absolutely no sense it should be back to front and/or aisle seats first
this one goes out to all the plane tracking blueskies
The hill I will die on: Mac & Cheese is the opposite of food, and I'd ban it for anyone over 12
Pavel@spavel.bsky.social · 3d agoThis may sound radical but "games are shit" is actually the median opinion of every Gamer.
there's a really great book on this. they call it the "fawning" response - the stress response of "fight vs flight" also has two more responses - freeze and fawn freeze (think possums in trouble) fawn (appease the person(s)/force(s) causing harm)
Glenn Fleishman@glennf.com · 3d agoAn abuser uses the pattern of abuse to claim he is not abusive. Yes, this is how people who are abused try to assuage violent people, asswipe. Took his ex-father-in-law long enough to pull his head out of his ideology ass to speak up.
my nephew has informed me that his birthday party is going to be at a gymnastics gym so, next month, I will be unimaginably sore in places I didnt know possible for a few weeks
biggest sandwich in México, China cooked chicken wings in space, American soft power is truly dead
The Washington Post@washingtonpost.com · 6d agoThe Guinness World Record for the world's largest serving of sandwiches arranged in a continuous line was set at the International Torta Fair in Mexico City. The giant record-breaking torta stretched 328 feet and weighed more than 1.5 tons.
back in college I used to joke the ruling class wont care about climate change until they feel it so maybe when it fucks with fancy wine regions my joke theory is now being tested
Nahel Belgherze@wxnb.bsky.social · 5d agoBordeaux, France, has now recorded more days above 40°C in 2026 alone than during the entire 105-year period from 1920 (when observations began) to 2025. This is deeply shocking.
when jerry comes back tomorrow lets all pretend he never left and its July 1st
man I wish the DNC and MSM went as hard against project2025 as they are against "The Mamdani Agenda"
me "noooooo why are they remaking it again??" *first shot is Michael B Jordan* me "okay, continue...
Every Film Now@everyfilmnow.bsky.social · last wk.First trailer for ‘THE THOMAS CROWN AFFAIR’. Only in cinemas March 5. #ThomasCrownAffair
the absolute best case scenario of this working without any incidents is my burrito spending 15 minutes at altitude in a windchill so it gets to me nice and cold for an extra $10
The Verge@theverge.com · last wk.DoorDash is going airborne with new drone delivery division
