I wonder how long this particular bout of desire for social media participation will last before I inevitably crawl back into my cave due to intense waves of overwhelming social anxiety? 🤔 . . . . . . Anyways, will post pole and hole soon!
Jakelifts
@jakelifts.bsky.social
Powerbuilder | ex-strongman competitor | former adult film actor | gainer (muscle & fat) | occasional gogo dancer | 🐷🐻 | (almost) total bottom | sub with switch tendencies | big dork
Did a photoshoot for the Eagle here in Denver and got sent some photos to share. What do ya’ll think? A vibe?
Got a few older videos from when I was doing OF I can throw up here. Who wants to fuck me like this? 😈🐷
Big thanks to my friend over at @wearjackfruits.com for sending this to me. Been trying to wear more speedos recently and this fits exactly as it should. If you haven’t checked them out yet, check out wearjackfruits.com. They also cover US tariffs, so no big markups!
I should start posting more videos here. Anything ya’ll wanna see? Suggestions are fun 😏
Was making a video for someone and thought my dick and belly looked big
Really good gym day today. Broke through a weight plateau and now at 347lbs. Just 53lbs more to go 😮💨
I always feel vaguely but persistently suspicious of people that can’t handle mild levels of spice. I know I’m on the extreme end in my enjoyment of spicy food but bitch you can’t handle Frank’s red hot? Taco Bell medium? Sriracha?? What do you even season your food with other than disappointment?
15 blood tests over the course of three months with seven separate lab visits (because the lab missed two different tests from different times) and now a request for a $1,500 MRI just to get on TRT. Has anyone else ever jumped through this many hoops just to get a prescription? What the actual fuck…
I knew going into seeing the new Captain America movie I probably wasn’t going to love it but I didn’t expect it to commit the cardinal sin. It was so painfully boring. Way too long, nothing really happened, and it went nowhere. Absolute snooze fest. At least Thunderbolts and Fantastic 4 look good.
I wish I knew what it felt like to not experience extreme levels of anxiety every time I want to post anything, even thoughts (this took me over two hours to feel comfortable enough to say). I can’t be the only one, surely? Social anxiety bleeding over into social media is so fucking stupid…
Had one tall pint of cider with dinner and feeling super buzzed. I almost never drink anymore and I’m such a lightweight now 🥴😂
So I used the porto chrome extension to move over all of my posts from twitter. Hopefully it didn't spam post and apologies if it did.
No Spotify F slur for me I guess. She’s so ✨ different ✨ 💁🏻♀️
It took me an embarrassing amount of time to figure out what all the “it’s called a reskeet/skeet” memes were in reference to. 🤦🏻♂️
