Shirt that says "CHOCKING HAZARD" but it points to my hands

Maybe Ill play Disco Elysium once Im okay with what happened

I love gays because we have so much in common; I love men too

I love lesbians because we have so much in common; I love women too

Do you guys think if they didnt kill him the day before Charlie Kirk could have stopped 9/11

Trans lesbian woman: That'll be $16.45 Cis Straight Man: Okay *in line behind them* Genderfluid Child: Mom, can I get a butterfinger? Cis Bisexual woman: No, you'll spoil your appetite

Anytime I post on here, its like my brain does a cascade through neurons on what to post, because I have a primal desire to post for whatever reason

Do you have a cigarette? Huh? No, I didnt start smoking, but my fursona did

@machinot.com @everydaylouie.bsky.social You ever listen to ween

Im on a see dollar diet I see dollar, I eat dollar Computer, post xeet

"You know, if you think about it, a hot dog is really a sand-" I dont let him finish, I have already blown his shit shmoove off

Why do they call it pussy when you hot eat the pussy of put in the pussy

Eating pussy doesn't make sense, because its still there after you "eat" it. Really, its more like smoking a vape, they should call it ripping a pussy. Speaking of smoking, a woman with good dick is better than a woman with good pussy.

this is what you look like as a Harry Potter fan in 2025

I stopped using bluesky a lot, but I didn't go back to Twitter. Because I don't surrender to Nazis

new gender neutral greeting just dropped

Max is really going with 'Hits Different' as their new slogan? Get the fuck out of here. Remember when McDonald's tried to use modern slang and they invented the guy who fucks a cheeseburger

I wish there was an app where … I can’t. I don’t have it in me anymore. I’m so tired. I want it to be over

The New York Times@nytimes.com · last yr.

Jeremy Renner was run over by a seven-ton snowplow a little over two years ago. In a new memoir, he wrote that as he lay near death, he experienced something extraordinary.

seems kind of weird that the vice president of the united states is openly supportive of german neo-nazis!

Joe Stieb@joestieb.bsky.social · last yr.

Not only is he going out of his way to strengthen the European far right, that claim about the Berlin Wall is beyond absurd. This is a broad strategic alignment away from the liberal democracies toward the global right.

It’s true!! Those “Share & Save” links are a lifesaver

Robin Hayward 🌳 🏳️‍⚧️@canopyrobin.com · 2y ago

Fun fact: if you're buying from a creator on etsy, you can reduce their etsy selling fees from 6.5% to 2.5% by ordering via 'shopname.etsy.com' instead of 'etsy.com/shopname' or searching from the main site. It costs you the same but the creator makes more

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Fortune 500 company abruptly fires lawyer who helped immigrant family popular.info/p/fortune-50...

Fortune 500 company abruptly fires lawyer who helped immigrant family

On March 4, Clay Jackson, an attorney in the Dallas area, was at a gas station near his home when the attendant asked if he would help a local immigrant family.

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Social Media Lab@socialmedialab.ca · last yr.

Agents descended on an attorney’s home, used an electronic jamming device to kill his Wi-Fi, disabled his Ring camera, and refused to show ID. All because he did some pro bono immigration work to help out an undocumented family. radleybalko.substack.com/p/the-courag...

In 1967, a tense rescue took place in Amsterdam, where an onlooker used a net to save a cat that had fallen into a canal. Despite his efforts, another bystander eventually had to climb down to safely retrieve the soaked feline. In the final photo, the cat is reunited with its relieved owner.