Jake the Quick

@jakethequick.bsky.social

He/Him I’ll never forget what he said to me “Anyways, that’s a 7 from the Bavarian Judge. Fetch me a weenie, Press-Boy.” I did, he ate it through his nose.

I... Mighta given myself a forehead bruise with that palm forehead. Congrats... She literally fed AI a thing and when it didn't return the answer she wanted, she... Prompted the sycophant technology to appease her. Right... But be careful of statistics, kids! 🤦‍♀️

Everyone need to stop speculating that Trump has died. He has been installed on The Golden Throne, where his Glory and Might will keep The Astronomicon lit, allowing semi-safe travel through The Warp. We must sacrifice 1000 Big Macs a day to insure it is always thus.