Jay Forster
@jakobforster.bsky.social
internationally tolerated podcaster // reads more books than is socially acceptable // big dumpling guy // no really, i’m not joking about the books
week 2: every nfl team is bad again except for maybe the jets, which i didn’t think was allowed
Jay Forster@jakobforster.bsky.social · last wk.my favourite bluesky NFL experience is opening the app to discover that somehow every team is losing, even the ones that are playing each other
today’s background noise is isles @ devils and they just called vitek vanecek a veteran goalie and i was like that can’t be right and the. i looked it up and he is in fact 30 years old and not 22 like he should be
this might be a hot take but if you think the only thing standing between you and a roster spot is beating up another ahler then probably you weren’t gonna make the team anyway
i have habs @ leafs on for background noise while i work and i forgot how funny preseason game special teams are, i love this power play unit that is mike matheson and children
working on something for my newsletter, cannot shake the fact that i am doing my best grandpa simpson impression about the Youth Of Today and their reading habits
0 days since someone on youtube got mad that i don’t have an american accent
this is probably a skill issue on my part but i was truly unfamiliar with the level of macklemore’s game
jet greaves saying that when he was a kid he loved watching cam talbot on the rangers, so i looked it up and that was 2013-15 i am as old as the hills themselves
yesterday afternoon i learnt that warner brothers tried to give both the first and third harry potter movies to m night shymalan to direct and i haven't stopped thinking about it since
my favourite bluesky NFL experience is opening the app to discover that somehow every team is losing, even the ones that are playing each other
i know that it’s literally only prospect tournament season but we have to abolish the power play drop pass zone entry in all levels of hockey, i’m begging
announcer: let’s go to our rules expert, a guy who was a referee and is friends with all the referees rules expert: i think the referees did a great job on that call announcer: got it, thanks rules expert: they’re handsome too
now listen, i love a crime procedural as much as the next person who was watching tv in the late 2000s early 2010s, but what do you mean there are twenty four seasons of NCIS
streak ended. who let this man make lady in the water. why.
Jay Forster@jakobforster.bsky.social · 2w agoregret to announce i am still having fun with these movies, i dont know if the village is a good movie (and i suspect it isn’t) but it was really good to look at
at risk of being a debbie downer i think it’s bad when books are published by the estates of authors who have been dead for a decade
new reaction image for when the sports are bad just dropped
Erin Returns!!@woodaba.bsky.social · 2w agoOBJECTIVELY the funniest screenshot in any nintendo direct im dying
the funny thing about this to me is that my favourite sandwich in the entire world is from a columbus restaurant and it's not this one so shoutout cbus for having the two best sandwiches in the world i guess
Bill DiFilippo@billdifilippo.bsky.social · 2w ago🚨warios mentioned🚨 www.peopleandfood.com/p/the-best-s...
regret to announce i am still having fun with these movies, i dont know if the village is a good movie (and i suspect it isn’t) but it was really good to look at
Jay Forster@jakobforster.bsky.social · 3w agothe sixth sense was genuinely just a great movie, unbreakable was silly but really good to look at, and signs was? weirdly compelling to me. insane to somehow make a post 9/11 movie that you started writing in 2000, filmed in sept 2001 and released in 2002 though
i truly know that this isn’t news to anyone but me because it’s 2026, but the sopranos is so fucking good
sent these three minutes apart to my michigan friend, ama
if i had a nickel every time the victoire lost the walter cup, i’d have two nickels, but weird that it happened twice
potentially a very exciting job opportunity is floating around me right now, so i need everyone here to cross their fingers and their toes
My heart goes out to the millions of people struggling to remember how to write "Thanks! Sounds great!" in an email.
The Independent@the-independent.com · 3w agoChatGPT down: OpenAI chatbot not working in major outage
can’t believe i’m 3/3 on watching m. night shyamalan movies for the first time and having a genuinely good time with it