Just saw a clip of Jaissle arriving at SJP. Have you seen it? If you have, is it my imagination, or does the pitch look markedly narrower than normal?
Transfer Question: Which non Cartel club would you swap transfer windows with? #NUFC
Just waiting for Farage and Tice to accuse Count Binface of being a paid stooge knee deep in the Galactic Empire.
He who must not be named and Romero in the same team. Old friends reunited...
Steur and Toure, perfect for fans of letters.
There's quite a decent crowd at the badge consultation this evening. #nufc
Things might feel bad, but at least our rocket didn't crash into the moon. #nufc
The transfer system is absolutely terrible. I can't imagine clubs like it, for several reasons. Even players must find it unsettling. Is there a better way? How would you modernise the transfer system?
The new era starts now. No looking back. I'm going to support the new manager and get behind all the players, new and old. It might just work out. #nufc
Any truth in the rumour that Eddie quit on the spot after being shown some nasty social media after the Bristol defeat? Obviously most of the terrible stuff posted online is hard to trace back and doesn't involve true fans. He did really well blocking it all out...
Fast forward a few months... Steur rolls the ball into Baz, who spins and whips a pinpoint cross into the path of Nick who dinks a cute lob over a sprawling Raya into the corner of the net. Cam cuts to a sombre Bruno in the crowd. Commentator: Penny for his thoughts...
Just a thought... The Times and The S*n are just two heads on the same beast. This Bruno story this evening. Is it just more of the same crap from the list few weeks?
Unfortunately I have a feeling I may be the original photoshop headswap gangster. During a design degree in 95 we went to Barcelona design school for an exchange. We had to bring a design gift. Mine? A framed print of Rob Lee, but with Stoichkov's head 'shopped in. The gasps... I'm sorry. #nufc
MATTHIAS Mysterious German rookie sent to a forgotten city in a frozen northern wasteland by ruthless bosses must tame an out of control gang of misfits, save them from relegation and deliver the ultimate crown. But the Big 6 Cartel have other ideas... Thrilling * Suspense * Redemption #NUFC
The club could really do with hiring a crack PR team, that's no slight on the current set up. They are probably lacking in support. #nufc
Right now, somewhere in Newcastle there's a highly caffeinated, sleep deprived video producer, with their phone on silent, edging closer to the final version of the goodbye Eddie video. Poor bastard. #NUFC
How many managers leave a club, rather than being fired? The percentage must be really low.
Franco Baresi was the best defender of his generation. Gone way too soon.
It would be extremely funny if the club and Howe came out and said 'what this all about?' Not beyond the realms these days.
Who would be your choice of replacement? #NUFC
3 weeks for the new guy to work out how to play in the Premier League possibly without Bruno. Magic.
Jaissle style 'Full-backs push high, and the defence maintains a very high line.' Botman and Burn well be ideally suited to that then.
Why are the BBC stooping this low? 'Preparing'.
