James Carbutt

@jamescarbutt.bsky.social

I drew the pictures, made the music and wrote any jokes that weren't funny in Thank Goodness You're Here!

Every time you reply to someone they very often reply back? When does it end? Never?? Until one of us dies??? Until I throw my phone into a duck pond and the mallards reply for me?They’re not even allowed bread for crying out loud!!!

Thing about me what you have to realise is that I quite literally am like one of those guys who seriously seriously being deadly serious is like an actual guy in the sense that I myself am one of those guys who has like I dunno I would say kind of like a je ne say kwah about him fr fr 100 emoji

How about mythical non-monogamy where all of my boyfriends and girlfriends are mystical creatures of the forest and we have a secret language and there is no refractory period because, basically because of the secret language or they’re magic or something how about that eh?