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An educated fool with bacon on my mind.
Reading that most people have "floaters". Well I can confirm that I flush every time I make. No floaters here.
Last of the homemade spring rolls from Bà ngoại (grandma) 🥲
If you die on your birthday, is it then called your deathday?
Ugh. Okay. I admit it. I'm a The Pitt convert. It's really good. Friends in medicine say it's very close to what they do (always a good sign)
The energy at a masturbation conference must be wild. It's all vibes.
Finished. So much better than the first part. Not only better direction, but ties up a lot of the story (which was probably planned for).
Chopped dad@jamescoyne.bsky.social · 3w agoWatching 28 Days Later: The Bone temple. It's only been 9 minutes and already seen a zombie penis.
Watching 28 Days Later: The Bone temple. It's only been 9 minutes and already seen a zombie penis.
Phone (pixel 6) randomly bricked yesterday so was *forced* to get an early birthday present.
Bad brain afternoon. Co-insides with cutting down on caffeine. Whowouldhavethunk.
OMG HOLY SHIT TAKE MY MONEY 🔥🔥🔥 Holds out palm revealing 5c and two mismatched buttons
Chopped dad@jamescoyne.bsky.social · last mo.OMG HOLY SHIT TAKE MY MONEY 🔥🔥🔥 ...oh wait I don't have any money
OMG HOLY SHIT TAKE MY MONEY 🔥🔥🔥 ...oh wait I don't have any money
"if you ever do me dirty" and it's the filthiest mofo you've seen in your life
This morning, got out the shower and for once I put on my t-shirt before my pants. Ended up laughing at myself for Winnie The Pooh-ing.
2020 - 2026 There's a different reason to celebrate now
Free day before I start work next week answering the phones for a big company. What should I do with my remaining free time?
Having a foot fetish must be wild: "Thank you for coming to the interview today. Let's dive right in. First question is "what's your biggest weakness?" "Don't say feet. Don't say feet. Don't say feet."
LinkedIn is a trip. You see people you have a mild distaste for, posting their achievements and yet you keep going back. It's corporate hate-following.
Had a nightmare last night. Was the worst one I've ever had. It was horrible. I put a joke in the group chat and no one laughed.
My grandmother is so old and British that they call her the Tea-Rex
My hot take about the Rocky Horror Show is that values change over time and, although far from perfect through today's lense, it means a lot to some people and has changed their lives for the better or worse. Some people really enjoy it. Let them.