People on Bluesky not knowing about the Zendaya gif on Twitter and me not being able to upload a gif on Bluesky
Hear me out: Can we get a UFC cage match between Ossoff and Buttigieg? I feel like that would energize the party and attract maga, just consider it folks
So, asking for a friend, is there a way to pay for #tubi and stream without commercials? Bc I would probably pay at least $5-8 for that promotion, I mean my friend probably would 📺 😏
Dear Megyn “blood coming out of everywhere” Kelly, Ms. Monica Lewinsky would like to have a word with you.
Dutchy Patrick@dutchiepatrick.bsky.social · 4d agoIn Trump’s own words: “QUIET PIGGY!”
Didn’t they let his father pretend to be in charge of the family business after he went senile? I feel like that’s not a pattern we should be repeating with the presidency of our country
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 5d agoTrump posts a graphic showing the Strait of Hormuz as a "New US Territory"
Hearing that Debbie Wasserman Schultz is getting primaried by Uncle Luke is sending me
I feel like Democratic Socialism could actually “fix” these problems for the whole damn country, rather than just for one already super rich corporation that uses people on welfare to serve trash food to poor people, but hey what do I know 🤷♂️
NPR@npr.org · 6d agoUnexpected absences can cost employers tens of thousands of dollars a month. An app that helps workers with last-minute transportation, food and childcare is making a difference.
Who are the people that you’re talking to bc they sound dumb af
A Snarky Grandpa (Bruce)@asnarkygrandpa.bsky.social · 5d agoSome people have told me that I hate Trump because he’s a Republican. They are wrong. I dislike Trump because he’s a terrible human being.
Does anyone remember George Bush (part 1) saying “not gonna do it, wouldn’t be prudent”
George H.W. Bush Smiling in Interview
Alt: Some republican dipshit smiling in an interview, I hate these GOP mother fuckers
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PBS News@pbsnews.org · 5d agoThe national debt is expected to hit a milestone as soon as this week, crossing a major threshold of $40 trillion. https://to.pbs.org/4ifsapr
We would never hear this on the news bc … it’s not news
SHRED@tshred.bsky.social · 6d agoSomething you will never hear on the news. It would take just two Republican Senators and three Republican Representatives to flip control of the House and the Senate. All they would have to do is switch party affiliation to Independent and caucus with the Democrats. 🧵
Can’t the sailors just skip a few morning Lattes from Starbucks, and? sorry Sailors, you won’t have as many Barbie Dolls as you had hoped for
MeidasTouch@meidastouch.com · 6d ago🚨 FOX MOCKS SAILORS: Fox News host Joey Jones lashed out at U.S. sailors speaking out about dire conditions aboard the USS Lincoln, calling them “weak” and warning America has “nothing left.”
Jeffries is such a limp dick, Brooklyn’s biggest embarrassment
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 7d agoWELKER: Do democratic socialists belong in the Dem Party? JEFFRIES: What I can say is I do not support defunding the police, I do not support open borders, I do not support abolishing the Senate. We're focused on actually solving the problems hard-working American taxpayer want us to solve ...
I never think of myself as a “Madonna Fan” but thin I remember what a banger this album was, Ray of Light is pretty good too but this one just really hits open.spotify.com/album/6makHX...
American Life - Album by Madonna | Spotify
Madonna · album · 2003 · 11 songs
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Wait, the cartons were recalled? Or was it 1.5 million x 12= 18 million eggs that were recalled?
Forbes@forbes.com · last wk.The recall was announced in July and impacted states including Texas, Oklahoma, Arkansas, Louisiana, New Mexico and Mississippi.
The Hatch Act is unenforceable, you have a better chance getting Santa to leave him coal lumps
🇨🇦 NanaGale@nanagale.bsky.social · last wk.It’s illegal to as a Attorney General he is not supposed to engage in political activity. It’s a violation of the Hatch Act.
C’mon @npr.org let’s be honest with the headline: World Experiences Global Warming and Climate Change 🔥 🌏 these ‘shocks’ have been predicted for decades and no one (especially not the liberal media) should be feigning surprise
NPR@npr.org · last wk.At least eight people died in Japan as heavy rains flooded roads and disrupted traffic while firefighters from Britain to France and Croatia struggled to contain blazes in Europe's fifth heatwave this summer n.pr/3TNV6Lh
It’s funny how the MSM really tries to celebrate the status quo every chance possible
Where do these geniuses of bluesky come from? Please tell me this is a bot and not an actual Human with a brain in their head 🤦♂️
Elon did this shit on purpose, and there probably was some stupid fucking robot/drone inflatable base camp or something that popped out of whatever crashed—betcha
If this is true then where does all the Pentagon budget for this his shit actually go?…bc we give them a shit ton of money every year to buy this stuff
MeidasTouch@meidastouch.com · 3w agoIn case you’re wondering who’s really “begging for a deal”
I can’t wait until they have a talking film of the vandalism, maybe even in technicolor!
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 3w agoTrump: "We have photographs or tapes -- like moving cameras, right? -- where people are on the side cutting it with a box knife."
It’s weird to see that Jeanine Pirro may actually stand for something
Is this the way all business men run their businesses? Bc it explains a lot
AFP News Agency@en.afp.com · 3w ago🇺🇸 President Donald Trump lashed out Monday after Iran denied it was in negotiations with the United States, declaring in an angry social media post that a US military blockade will continue until there is a "Deal, or Total surrender."
I feel like this has been the headline every Sunday for the past 3 months
NPR@npr.org · 3w agoTrump said Iran and other Middle Eastern countries had asked the U.S. "to hold off any attack" on Iran because "the perimeters of a deal has been agreed to."