James Topham
@jamestopham.bsky.social
Screenwriter: @RidleyScottCG, @GaumontTV #BAFTA / @RocliffeForum Winner. https://james-topham.com
My local shop is playing the Alien soundtrack which has added a certain frisson to picking up my semi-skimmed
Wintry Mix sounds like a three-piece girl-band from the early 2000s
The weather app has abandoned the term “sleet”. The rain/snow combo is now referred to as “wintry mix”.
Wintry Mix sounds like a three-piece girl-band from the early 2000s
The weather app has abandoned the term “sleet”. The rain/snow combo is now referred to as “wintry mix”.
My local shop is playing the Alien soundtrack which has added a certain frisson to picking up my semi-skimmed
Well, the FIFA Peace Prize people really have egg on their faces
Ah shit, I nearly went the whole year without thinking about the Roman Empire
READING 2025: Enjoyed the always compelling (if sometimes problematic) BALKAN TRILOGY by Olivia Manning, especially after briefly visiting Bucharest a couple of years ago and falling a little bit in love with it.
READING 2025: Went on a Kazuo Ishiguro run in March filling in some of my blanks from his back catalogue: PALE VIEW OF THE HILLS, WHEN WE WERE ORPHANS and re-read the wonderful, dream-like THE UNCONSOLED
THEM: We’re looking for a film that feels more… authored. ME: it was authored. By me.
What's an insult you'll never forget?
A special day, on which we celebrate the noble box, that lets us carry the many as though they be but one
Never seen this so devastatingly and lucidly articulated.
Essentially, I think that LLM-generated dialogue only makes sense if you believe that the product of writing is words. But the product of writing isn't words, any more than the product of justice is prisoners, or the product of love is weddings. The product of writing is meaning.
THEM: We’re looking for a film that feels more… authored. ME: it was authored. By me.
What's an insult you'll never forget?
Putting turkey in sandwiches, curries, pies, using it as cavity wall insulation, stuffing mattresses with it, putting it beneath acrobats to break their fall
There were reportedly tensions on set between Caine and Rizzo the Rat, a notorious method actor, who refused to break character even when the cameras weren’t rolling
Bit sad (especially at this time of year) but we had an accident at ours last night. Everyone’s okay, but I’m santa now.
Shit. I just realised that I am the same age and LOOK EXACTLY LIKE Alan Rickman in Die Hard
The late great ALAN RICKMAN making his movie debut aged 42 in DIE HARD (1988)