Banning ‘back to school’ sales and promotions until a week before the poor bastards go back would get him a couple more points I reckon.

YouGov@yougov.co.uk · last wk.

Andy Burnham's lead over his opponents on who would make the better PM has grown over the last month Burnham: 48% (+5 from 23-24 Jun) Farage: 22% (-1) Burnham: 38% (+6) Badenoch: 26% (-2) Burnham: 45% (+7) Polanski: 9% (-2) Burnham: 41% (+9) Davey: 8% (-3) yougov.com/en-gb/articl...

Elon Musk is a deeply dishonest, politically extreme racist who regularly calls for the killing of people. And yet now he's bet his empire on a second rate LLM and second rate robots, reporting that they will soon solve every imaginable economic problem, it's greeted as an expert prediction.

Free-kick on the half-way line? Leave it to Trifon, he’ll have a pop.

80s90sFootball@80s90sfootball.bsky.social · last wk.

Remembering Trifon Ivanov who would have been 61 today Iconic Bulgarian centre back who played at #USA94, #Euro96 & #France98 Sadly passed away after a heart attack in 2016 aged 50

Relatable content.

The Times and Sunday Times@thetimes.com · last wk.

How investing became my multimillion-pound hobby

A win in a friendly ≠ a winning start, you pillocks.

@secondmentions.com “Crocked Wimbledon absentee”

Finest damn crisps there’s ever been.

Jim Atkins 🦚@jimatkins.bsky.social · 2w ago

Gone but not forgotten.

www.maptap.gg July 21 100🎯 96🔥 78👏 64😔 98🔥 Final score: 838 Good grief. Canada and Russia are big aren’t they.

Hydration break!

Affinity Water - hosepipe ban! Also Affinity Water - we’ll be round in 24-48 hours.

A German island? That’ll be up there then. Oh. Perhaps not. www.maptap.gg July 18 89🎉 97🔥 78😂 84😁 93🏆 Final score: 873

Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness

MrPaulRobinson@mrpaulrobinson.bsky.social · 3w ago

Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness

Sad news. King Viv now the only one of Wisden’s Five Cricketers of the 20th Century still with us.

The Guardian@theguardian.com · 3w ago

Sir Garry Sobers, West Indies cricketing great, dies aged 89

Tuchel has COLOSSALLY fucked this up

That idea can fuck right off.

The Times and Sunday Times@thetimes.com · 3w ago

The half-time break at the World Cup final is expected to be around 30 minutes long in order to accommodate Fifa’s star-studded show — breaching the maximum time of 15 minutes permitted under the Laws of the Game

A message for the people of Norway. youtu.be/FZOZdwD0Jls?...

Paul Gascoigne: "F**k off Norway!"

YouTube video by sekstrefiresyv

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Hydration break

Nigel Farage has just claimed that men in London are too afraid to wear watches in public, which is just transparently nonsense

When is frog face going to get to the point? Will there be one?

A World Cup photo for the ages.

Josey Back up North 🦚🌻@joseybackupnorth.bsky.social · 4w ago

Always liked Lukaku 😀😀😀. Top shithousery #worldcup

Hydration break.

www.maptap.gg July 4 100🎯 100🎯 100🎯 89👑 90👑 Final score: 937 Thought I was in for it there…

Hydration break

Hydration break