Hey Gemini: Which 19th century depiction of Ned Ludd would make the best tramp stamp?
Jane in Tha Membrane
@janeinthamembrane.bsky.social
Transfemme | Educator | Globetrotter | Artist's Wife | Three executive dysfunctions in a trench coat | Studied Shitposting at the Sorbonne
Read some academic cybernetics articles. Some highlights: Do you wear contacts? Congratulations! You've got CYBER-EYES! My chipped gel nails: Battle damage cyber-claws! Do you ride a bike? Not only are you a cyborg, but also a centaur~
Just saw this on Marketplace; If you drive a hurse, I've got a sign for you!
Me: "There were no signs." Also me: "There, a new Dark Souls 2 character. The only thing left to do is speed run him to the gender-swap coffin so the game can really start!"
GIRL SNAKE CATCHER. she makes a snug little income by securing reptiles for traveling shows SHE JUST GRABS THEM (The Washington Bee, Washington DC, November 8, 1902)
any capitalist born after 1938 can't manage the economy... all they know is private equity, destroy democracy, AI, be heterosexual, eat hot chip & lie
We saw you from across the bar and we really dig your vibe
Simulflow (Jerrified)@simulflow.bsky.social · 3d agoWe saw you from across the bar and we really dig your vibe
Today I was a good girl and only ate one of the nice chocolates. That's why I deserve to have several more chocolates right before bed.
There is a tennis tournament going on behind our house. The leading players are, only based on the noises they make: GRUNTOR, SON OF McENROE (fuUUUUUUUCKKK!!) The heavy cummer (AAaaaahh~ nnAAAAaaah~) An actual goblin (WoopHOoHOoHOOOO!)
Hello, My apologies for my late reply to your inquiry; The arrow of time had flattened into a disk and I was experiencing all events - past, present, and future - simultaneously. In addition, I was very horny.
So it turns out I was not above caring about material wealth, I just hadn't realized I could spend it on feminization.
What do you mean it costs THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS to blast all the hair off my body with LASERS!!? WHAT IS THIS, THE 1900'S!!?
I am a boy NO LONGER! Your MILKSHAKES have NO POWER HERE!
So, I'm new around here - And sorry if this is obvious to the reast of you - but this site is owned by Mr. Bluesky, right? From the Electric Light Orchestra song? I mean because the other site is clearly owned my Mr. Night.
Not gonna lie kids: the 20th century kinda sucked balls.
At some point I switched from: sometimes pretending to be a girl online; to Sometimes pretending to be a boy online.
Female socialized people, am I doing it right?
Trust me, the cube was a LOT angrier in person. Alfredo Jaar. The End of the World. 2026 Venice Biannale
Transvestigation is the rule 63 of fools.
@boiledowlleather.bsky.social Your wallet CHANGED. MY. LIFE. Before I had to cram all my cards into a half-dozen minimalist aluminum wallet. Now, I can carry all my expired loyalty cards in one convenient place!
I was NOT given all the info before transitioning! NO ONE told me I'd have to choose between buying KNEE-HIGH COMBAT BOOTS and STARTING ANOTHER WARHAMMER ARMY I'M TOO ANXIOUS TO PLAY!