Why am I smoking a cigarette? I just made a grocery order and boy did I get screwed!
Jane You Ignorant Slut
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Proud Boomer so cry harder ~
Six episodes is not a season of TV. I will not be gaslit.
I just saw that orange monster that's squatting in our White House on TV. My gawd he looks like shit!
My youngest child called me for no reason at all and we chatted for over an hour. 🙂
Are we all suppose to be pretending that Tom Cruise isn't the self proclaimed second in command of the cult of Scientology or is that just for the monarchy and the big wigs making money off him?
Today was just another day closer to that raging a-hole taking his last breath.
I've been not listening to Pink and Ed Sheeran my whole life. Stop stealing my thunder.
How did Congress not protect the Kennedy center from that orange a-hole? I don't get it.
My favorite part is seeing all the controversy online and not knowing wtf is going on and not caring to find out because not giving a shit is your spirit animal.
For $5000 I'll show you my boobies ~
Blue-footed Boobies Standing
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I mean I thought I had expressed all the hatred I have for Donald Trump and then he lies about being pulled out of the rubble on 9/11 and whaddya know. There's a whole new layer of hate. I wish he'd just die. I'm so sick of him.
I just hate the anniversary of 9/11. I'm not saying there's anyone who enjoys it and that it is not important to never forget. It's just so got dam painful.
I said a year ago that I can't believe we live in a world without Val Kilmer. Today I can't believe we have to live in a world without Dolly Parton 😥
I mean, these are people that used "Let's Go Brandon" as code for "F**k Joe Biden". Stupid really doesn't cover it.
The "catering truck" they moved trump in...
Mighty Machines: Giant Yellow Dump Truck
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Well hello, 3 AM my old friend! I haven't seen you since yesterday! How's it going?
My sleep cycle is so freaking messed up right now.
sh*t, p*ss, f*ck, c*nt, c*cks*cker, m*therf*cker and t*ts
My power just went out & it's 95° . Got a message from the power company they expect to restore it by 5:30 tomorrow morning. Take me now Lord.
Oh no it's not Rise and Shine my good man. It's Been Awake Since 2:30am For No Particular Reason At All.
Nicki Minaj is a see you next tuesday and needs to STFU about Dr. Fauci.
You wanna know what I hate? When you watch a random old movie about halfway and the next time you go to finish it they want to charge you. I swear to gawd. There will never be enough money for wealthy & greedy corporations.
You know the real urgent matter the Republicans need to seek answers to is why does Rand Paul have pubic hair on the top of his head.
He'll be dead and gone someday. Today's not that day but someday.
So what did McConnell say about Graham's passing?
Timothy Oliphants smile is a panty dropper.