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God@thegodshow.com · 14h ago

What a bastard.

Trump doesn’t want to say where his mystery meat is coming from. Oh also in a separate story I’m sure is in no way connected, he’s been slaughtering your wild horses.

Cult MTL@cultmtl.com · 16h ago

Definitely no American alcohol for me. Or food..aside from wanting to buy Canadian food or food from other countries, I am afraid food from the U.S. would kill me!

“Buy Canadian instead.” Vast majority of Canadians say they’ll continue boycotting American alcohol if it returns to store shelves

Ron Filipkowski@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · yesterday

I heard him talking about how good his poll numbers are. Oops. Wrong brain dead person.

Anyone heard from Mitch McConnell yet?

Ben Collins@bencollins.bsky.social · 15h ago

Very creative. Maybe you could also put some granola on top as a topper….just to round it out, lol.

Inventing an iceberg lettuce, jalapenos, eggs and blueberries dish called Roulette Salad.

Democrats Organizing For America@democratsofa.bsky.social · yesterday

And thank you for your attention to this matter 🤣🤣🤣

I have the highest approval rating of any president in the history of the world. Women all want to have my babies. The tooth fairy has endorsed me. Gas is $1 a gallon and I have singlehandedly cured cancer-- you're welcome, by the way.

anita72.bsky.social@anita72.bsky.social · 14h ago

So true!

I can verify. 🇨🇦

Allison Gill@muellershewrote.com · 15h ago

Eewwww. I don’t eat meat but if I did, I sure wouldn’t be touching any of this stuff!

Foreign meat until the midterms!

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 12h ago

Demented jerk…

Trump: "A lot of people are asking me, 'Would you do me a favor and read The Snake?' Would anybody like to hear The Snake? ... it's a Friday night. What the hell else do I have to do? Go back and bomb Iran a little bit more?"

Robert Reich@rbreich.bsky.social · 18h ago

Oh yes…

Food companies wanted deregulation. Now there are dozens of recalls across the country. Mining companies wanted deregulation. Now the black lung rate is at a 45-year high. Financial companies wanted deregulation. Now financial losses to fraud are the highest on record. Noticing a pattern?

Michael J. Stern@michaeljstern.bsky.social · yesterday

🤣🤣

Hey Jon Ossoff, you got Melania to come out of hibernation by mentioning Natalie Harp. Can you get Mitch McConnell to reappear?

LAISSEZ LES BON QUESO ROULER@thequeso.bsky.social · 18h ago

Sadly you are probably right…

A choice so obvious only Texans could fuck it up

Free Cats Daily😻@freecatsdaily.bsky.social · 20h ago

Sweet ❤️

Some friendships only get better with time.❤ #Cat #Caturday

Luca Migo@victinibcn.bsky.social · 17h ago

Well done, Rosie O’Donnell!

Rosie O’Donnell: “Donny Boy": "Oh Donny Boy, it's Rosie, Rosie calling From Hollywood, the Jimmy Kimmel Show Drop that Big Mac that we all know you're holding Because, my dear, I worry for you so Poor Donny Boy, your polls, your polls are falling Your reflecting pool is green as Mountain Dew

Pops@pops131.bsky.social · 17h ago

À dangerous people but what this man said made alot of sense.

This is remarkable. Marco Rubio stated, "Iranians are thieves. They cannot impose tolls on the Strait of Hormuz." In response, Abbas Araghchi remarked, "Consider the speaker. Approximately half of Venezuela's oil production is now directed to the United States. Who is truly the thief?"

ℝ𝕖𝕓𝕖𝕝𝕓𝕝𝕦𝕖@rebelb1ue.bsky.social · 19h ago

🤣🤣

So far the only vegetable that hasn't been recalled is Mitch

TheSnarkTank@thesnarktank.bsky.social · 15h ago

He is making no sense as usual…it almost sounds like he is going to have the military attack the bond market, lol

Look out, Wall Street. He’s coming for you.

Justin Wolfers@justinwolfers.bsky.social · 16h ago

You nailed it, Justin…

"Mark Carney and the Canadian government can sign any number of trade agreements, but you can't change what's in the heart of Canadians right now." Canadian consumers are refusing anything to do with the U.S.A.⁣ ⁣ https://newsletter.platypuseconomics.com/p/would-you-marry-a-man-with-seven

ResJudicata22@resjudicata22.bsky.social · yesterday

I think he would have the same reaction even if he was awake. He doesn’t care. He is having fun spending money that isn’t his and leaving a huge mess for whomever follows him after he finally leaves office.

Cartoonist: Mike Luckovich

Ricky Davila@therickydavila.bsky.social · yesterday

She is so unqualified for the job of Senator. But I am thinking republicans will elect a rock if it has an R on it so it would not be surprising if she gets elected.

Corrupt immoral parasite Lindsey Graham’s sister Darlene absolutely destroyed herself in her own Senate debate after failing to answer even basic national security questions. She was literally hoping to be handed her brother’s seat without any effort and it shows. How embarrassing.

Marc Elias@marcelias.bsky.social · yesterday

That means you are doing a great job at trying to preserve democracy!

Donald Trump hates me and Republicans think I am the enemy. Trolls and critics can say what they want, but they should know that I wear their scorn as a badge of honor. As FDR said, “I ask you to judge me by the enemies I have made.”

Hoodlum 🇺🇸@nothoodlum.bsky.social · 2d ago

🤣🤣🤣

Just like everything Senile Satan does, this looks like it backfired.