Five Jabs Janet

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〓〓 Cornish émigrée ranting a little less on: #WHUFC⚒ #BreastCancer #TheArchers. She/her. Swimmer. Knitter. 🕷️Omnia Feminae Aequissimae💪 Два слова. Two spaces after a full stop. Here prepping for bird apocalypse. [No posts? No profile? No follow.]

So apparently the new Kindle+ allows you to switch between reading and hearing an AI voice read the book. Apparently there is no way for authors to opt out of having their work read out by a soulless automaton. So another blow for the voiceover market there.

Girl with a bassoon covering her face as another girl prepares to play it. Captioned with the bassoon as unwanted Ai

What if outcome of diocesan process is that Alan was not empowered to ”return” a donation given to the charity by a parishioner (without process at that point) on the say-so of a family member with whom the pr had a difficult r’ship, so *this* was the improper transaction, not the gift? #TheArchers

Not following this. If the fallen tree was recommended for reinspection in next few weeks, then due date not missed. What is the problem? The tree fell, but not because of an overdue inspection. Why is Martyn saying it's catastrophic? #TheArchers

Ones next to roads or fpaths I get, but surely it’s part of rewilding that fallen branches / trunks are allowed to rot, as habitat? Or is this a problem of the site? [Do I seem to remember that the rewilding land was a long strip which n.o. else wanted? So is it ALL next to the road?]. #TheArchers

Carol was a malicious old baggage, I expect she did all this deliberately. Jazzer n Tracy being req'd to replace planters whn have so little ££. This ep. is all abt fundamentally decent people in community being persecuted, no fault of their own - just too grim. Roll on #Screenshot #TheArchers

A minced oath is a polite swap for a swear or a blasphemy (like “gosh” for “God”) and the best one I’ve come across is from Palestinian Arabic, where yifḍaḥ ḥarīmak (“may your womenfolk be dishonoured”) becomes yifḍaḥ ḥarīšak (“may your caterpillar be dishonoured”). * read on for more (a thread)…

All this week, I’ve been thinking: Carpet’s meant to be a sergeant now, isn’t he? Aren’t leadership, prioritisation, and incident coordination supposed to be key skills? Instead he’s been focused on missing cats and damaged gateposts. #TheArchers

If I were at the bedside of my partner after a serious accident, unsure how critical his injuries were, I'm not sure Joy's would be the call I'd take. No. Wait. We're about to find out she was an ICU consultant at the RVI in 2003, aren't we? #TheArchers

Something going on with the #BBCNews app for the last couple of days (can't open stories from the home page), so tried to delete n re-install... Search app store for "BBC News" and guess what's top of the search results? *G*B*News. Ffs.