Janet Batchler

@janetbatchler.bsky.social

Screenwriter. USC Professor. Teacher of artists. Maker of lists. Lover of musicals. Reader of books. Born in Hollywood. Still here.

There is a lot to say about the Nolan Odyssey movie. But one point that I think has not been emphasized enough is: this is a film about living in LA, as Nolan, my erstwhile British compatriot and age mate, has done for years. I gather it’s a strange place.

So let me get it straight. If the rapist is brown, we take his name off everything, pull down the statues, end his legacy immediately. If the rapist is white, we let him destroy our global reputation, start random wars, trash the economy, and fill his own pockets with no consequences. Is that right?

When I was in 3rd grade, my teacher told me to stop raising my hand so much because I was making the boys feel bad. All these decades later, this question is just another way of saying the same thing. Perhaps Mr Douthat was one of those pouty little boys in my class. Raise your hands, women.

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This photo. Omg. Does it show: a) A sociopath incapable of caring about the man having a medical crisis? b) An evil person who doesn't give a damn? c) A narcissist who only cares that the attention has been diverted from him? d) A person so deep in dementia he's not aware? Worth a thousand words.

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As a native Angeleno, if LA loses the Olympics because of Trump: (a) I wouldn’t blame the IOC or abstaining athletes/countries at all. And (b) I hope LA and California are already researching how to sue the ass off Trump, the GOP, all responsible for the loss.

I keep thinking about a middle school musical I went to where two ordinary dads were drooling over a girl’s high-kicking legs lasciviously, and I said to them, “They are children! They are your daughters!” The men shut up. Makes me wonder: Who else is Mike Johnson protecting in the Epstein files?

All personal fireworks are illegal in Los Angeles. The Palisades fire started because of illegal fireworks shot off in the Highlands for New Year's. It destroyed an entire town (my kids' hometown). Don't be idiots, LA. Stop it. No fireworks for the 4th.

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