Janik Eckardt
@janikeckardt.bsky.social
I write about the Vikings & NFL Where else would you rather be?
The Vikings are 4-4 when they do not score a touchdown since Brian Flores was hired in 2023.
The Vikings are 4-0 when T.J. Hockenson catches 11+ passes
Aaron Jones is the first 31+ y/o with at least 23 touches in three consecutive games since Thomas Jones in 2009
31 y/o Aaron Jones with 23+ touches in 3 consecutive games. The first Viking since Dalvin Cook in 2020.
Two commercials away from calling James Talarico a communist lunatic
It's wild it took about 8 quarters to realize that the dip-and-dunk QB needs a dip-and-dunk offense
The Vikings have started three drives at least at their own 48 (MIN 48, MIA 38, 50) and have scored a total of six points.
Where the Vikings rank in salary cap spending: Offense: 8th ($153,138,271) Defense: 26th ($96,240,143)
Man, it might be time to ask Brian Flores to fix the offense
Fuck it, Sauce down there somewhere appears to be a winning strategy for Washington
Now Prime is treating a sex pest like someone who had to overcome adversity
When did ESPN turn into a nationalist propaganda channel?
"The Revolution will be complete when the language is perfect." George Orwell, 1984
Mike Johnson referring to it as "super intelligence" and to AI companies as "super intelligence providers"
Best third-down defenses in NFL history: 1. 2026 Vikings (22.7%)* 2. 2019 Patriots (24.1%) 3. 2017 Vikings (25.2%) 4. 1991 Saints (26.1%) *3 games
Ian Rapoport at the other place: "Vikings TE Josh Oliver is feared to have suffered a torn biceps in Sunday’s game and will have an MRI today determine if that is the case, sources say. Oliver would be out indefinitely if the testing confirms."
Most QB pressures through Week 3 since 2006 (PFF): 27 Dallas Turner (2026) 26 Demarcus Lawrence (2017) 25 Clay Matthews (2010) 25 Maxx Crosby (2021) 25 Aidan Hutchinson (2024) 23 Greg Rousseau (2026)
Total yard margin among 3-0 teams: Chiefs +415 49ers +259 Bills +121 Raiders -15 Vikings -244
The NFL record for consecutive wins to start a season while being outgained in every game is 4 The 2025 Eagles The 2012 Cardinals The 2026 Vikings can join next week (please don't)
For the love of god, please don't give that ball back
The NFL should just give the Vikings a loss. No team should be 3-0 without an offense
We can't complain about the refs this season, so I'm not gonna talk about this penalty on 44
why do they keep putting Orange man on my screen, apparently paid by the American taxpayer
I don't think I've ever seen a guy go to the locker room for this long without getting an "out" designation what the hell have they done with that ankle for what, 90 minutes?
it's entirely impossible to block Jalen Redmond without holding
Longest Vikings TDs since the beginning of the 2025 season: 1. Isaiah Rodgers pick 6 (87 yards) 2. Myles Price punt return (86 yards) 3. Isaiah Rodgers fumble return (66 yards) 4. Jordan Addison rush (65 yards) 5. Kyler to Addison pass (41 yards)