Jared M. Gair

@jaredmgair.bsky.social

My goal is to go super-mega-viral and my favorite font is Times New Roman. The only Miami Marlins fan @ NPR and editor-in-chief of Sundries.

For my first post, I want to muse about something that has never once been posited in the history of microblogging social platforms: "Why do they call it a dad bod, and not a father figure?" That was the post. Thank you.