I am not saying I want or expect this, but can you imagine how the fanbase would shatter if the leafs have a terrible start to the season? Like bottom 3 20 games in?
Sigh of relief, the surgery my cat needs is gonna cost less than half what I planned for
Apparently there's a standing local 'just show up' kinda car show every time my kid has dance class on Wednesdays and I'm tempted to go kill some time, but the most interesting thing I saw on a fly by was an 88 Cobra mustang
The afternoon gym crowd are animals No one puts things away, no one wipes benches Animals
Sometimes I will slowly turn and look intently and a far away window on the oft chance someone is watching me from that window
One thing I enjoy about being a parent is the harmless manipulation kids try to use to get stuff they want. For example, if I don't drive my kid to dance because I work or I'm sick, she goes with her friend, which she loves. Today she told my wife I will 'be too tired to go we should ask friend'
Just checked the hyper accurate work scale and I gained 9.8723 lbs on my vacation
On my way out the door I, half asleep and running on instinct alone, told my kid to have a good day at school and she nearly had a full blown panic attack thinking she wasn't ready for school. That was fun
sometimes I dont even want to watch tv but i put something on so someone else wont put on a show that annoys me
never forget that in From Dusk Till Dawn, they gave a guy named Sex Machine a Dick gun
kid had her first good tumble off her bike and got a decent scrape, she complained when we put polysporin on it and im just like "let me tell you about Thiomersal, child"
Was wondering why I'm so tired and I realized it's because I haven't had my daily nap I've been having for 3.5 weeks
Guy at work talking about how he went to the States last month and how cheap and plentiful shit was at stores and how amazing it was and then talks about witnessing Ice kidnap someone. I didn't miss this place
The most annoying part of being back at work is the two cool people I was actually looking forward to seeing took an extra long weekend so I'm stuck with all the nerds
Sure, Bond had some bad ass one liners during the testicle torture, but Austin Powers would have been flirting the entire time
if hotdogs you made at home looked the way they do on tv commercials to sell hotdogs, they would taste much worse. sure your condiment presentation looks good, but it is un-even and there is always 2x as much mustard and 3x as much relish as would ever be acceptable
wait, Tia Carrere was supposed to be a regular cast member on the A-Team but then the studio nixed it? I found the timeline split where everything went wrong
Trivago has a gross misunderstanding of how much I travel, or wish to travel
surfing PlutoTV and came across a channel that plays JAG and short haired Catherine Bell shows up and suddenly I am triggered like a sleeper cell agent
the older i get, the more I identify with Red from that 70s show, sitting in his den reading the news paper looking pissed off when someone bothers him