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HOLY SHIT: The President of the United States just invented a political “fact” out of thin air. I’m going to have to switch from weed to mushrooms to make it through the next three years.

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A district Donald Trump won by seventeen points just elected a Democrat to the Texas state senate. Sit with that for a moment. Because whatever you think this race was about, it wasn’t nothing

People wondered how Elon Musk knew Trump was in the Epstein files. Turns out it’s because Musk’s own fingerprints are all over them too. Two strange, shady figures, orbiting the world’s most infamous pedophile. Gross doesn’t begin to cover it.

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Pam Bondi just sent a letter to Minnesota officials saying ICE will leave if the state turns over its voter database to Trump. This has never been about safety or immigration, it’s a pretext for federal power to influence elections in swing states.

The right loses its mind over Fanone saying ‘f*ck you’ to a congressman today… but cheered a president flipping off a hard-working American days ago. Hilarious.

Jack Smith speaks the truth under oath today, and Trump goes scorched earth. Now he’s suing JPMorgan and Jamie Dimon for $5 billion over accounts closed in 2021. Classic deflection and distraction.

Watching this and it’s obvious: MAGA has nothing on Jack Smith. Their big ‘gotcha’? That he was sworn in twice. That’s it. While Smith lays out evidence Trump committed crimes, they’re stuck asking about dates. This isn’t accountability. It’s attacking the messenger because they can’t defend Trump.

Jack Smith followed the facts, applied the law and was guided by the Constitution. The special counsel investigation was not partisan. It was patriotic. Jack Smith is an American hero.

Jack Smith: "Our assessment of the evidence is that [Trump] is the person most responsible for what happened on January 6. He caused what happened, it was foreseeable to him — and then, when it happened, he tried to exploit it."

Jack Smith: "President Trump was charged because the evidence established that he willfully broke the very laws that he took an oath to uphold. Grand juries in two separate districts reached this conclusion based on his actions, as alleged in the indictments they returned."

Jack Smith: “I stand by my decisions as special counsel, including the decision to bring charges against President Trump. Our investigation developed proof beyond a reasonable doubt that President Trump engaged in criminal activity.”

Hope everyone is watching. Jack Smith is delivering what we waited years for Mueller to give: forceful, clear, unmistakable testimony. No riddles. No hiding. Donald Trump willfully broke the law. Not accidentally. Not carelessly. Willfully. This is what true, unflinching accountability sounds like.

Honestly, just fly him to Alaska, tell him it’s Greenland, declare victory, let him sign a fake contract, do a ceremonial ribbon-cutting, raise the American flag, give him a little medal, and move on. He’ll be thrilled. Does anyone honestly think he’d know the difference? Problem solved.

Fun historical tidbit: the last island Denmark ever transferred to the U.S.? Little Saint James aka Epstein Island. History has a sense of humor. Justice, not so much.

I don’t want Greenland. I want to be able to afford a doctor’s appointment. I want a house that doesn’t require a miracle or generational wealth. That’s it. Affordable healthcare. A roof. Some dignity. America First. Remember?

Trump called it a hoax. Bondi said there were no crimes. Trump’s FBI chief said there’s no client list, no blackmail material. Now they hired a special prosecutor to go after only Dems in the same files they called “empty.” But sure, we’re all idiots. Fuck Bill Clinton. Release the Epstein files.

Bad Bunny was part of the Super Bowl LIV halftime show in 2020 with J.Lo & Shakira — and that didn’t spark this “brown guy on the stage” meltdown. Now he’s headlining Super Bowl LX and folks are losing it. Where was the outrage in 2020? Why now?

Giorgio Armani changed the way men dressed, and the way men felt about dressing. His clothes weren’t just fabric — they carried weight. Wearing Armani meant something. It meant confidence, it meant belonging, it meant you were ready to walk into the world on your own terms. Grazie. Riposa in pace.

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