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I personally know more than one dentist.
My neighbor two doors over has a BO FRENCH FOR RAILROAD COMMISSIONER sign in his yard. I assume the I AM A RACIST sign he wanted is on backorder. Anyway, this AM I saw another dude walking his dog. He did not see me but I saw him stop, point at the sign, and laugh HARD, which absolutely made my day
I guess you have to since this is the least plot-driven book of the seven. It's also somehow my favorite, so Greta is probably going to fuck this up, sorry to say
Empire Magazine@empiremagazine.bsky.social · 6d agoEXCLUSIVE 🪩 Greta Gerwig’s Narnia: The Magician’s Nephew is a rock inspired fantasy nodding to David Bowie and The Who. “Narnia is literally a world made out of music,” she tells Empire. “And rock ’n’ roll to me felt like a world made out of music.” Read more: www.empireonline.com/movies/news/...
The Cowboys shitting the bed on national TV and everyone on social media largely ignoring it is the equivalent of the I Climbed Mount Everest guy knocking over the thimbles for the 18th time and his parents just ignoring him. Officially irrelevant franchise
Trump would know something about wasting a Slovenian in their prime
Sadmelania
ALT: Sadmelania
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The Dallas Morning News@dallasnews.com · 2w agoLike most sports fans, President Donald Trump was confused over the Mavericks' decision to ship Luka Doncic to the Lakers last year. Trump mentioned the trade at the GOP convention in Dallas during a nearly two-hour speech. (📹️: Courtesy of the RNC)
White Claw out here inventing 0% hard seltzer. Ma'am you're describing a La Croix
We got a dog over the weekend that I don't think my kids are going to let me rehome. This is Zero. Say hi to Zero, everyone
Not lost on any of us that all the wrong 80-year-olds are dying
Baylor giving condolences to the family of a HS football coach who died in a car wreck in the same fashion that they'd announce a kid hitting the transfer portal sure is something
I always confuse this with Rudy Giuliani (who left his wife when HE had cancer) so I always need to go back to the rhyme: If the cancer's the man's, It's Rudy with divorce plans. But if the wife is the one sick, Newt Gingrich is your pick
Txnewsprincess@txnewsprincess.bsky.social · last mo.Remember when the Newtster dumped his wife when she had cancer and married another lady?
The joke density on this one is top-notch
InfoWars@realinfowars.bsky.social · last mo.Still reeling over that Pwn Sauce!!
Netflix just casually asking me to watch Detroiters for the 5th time and me strongly considering it
I told my extremely offline sister about the Dave Matthews Band Bus Incident last year because she was visiting Chicago and doing the architecture tour. After the tour she calls me to tell me that the guide points out on the tour exactly where this happened. IT IS PART OF THE TOUR NOW
Chicago Tribune@chicagotribune.com · 2mo agoToday in Chicago History: The Dave Matthews Band bus incident
My friend Mikey does really good film analysis in video form and Big Bad YouTube is being a dick so if you want to be a cool person watch this on YT and then nebula.tv for the real deal (i'm just letting it rip on YT in the background, who cares)
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mikey neumann@mikeyface.bsky.social · 2mo agoI feel like we get off easy here, but that's probably because we have been an irrelevant franchise for about a decade now
Drew Magary@drewmagary.bsky.social · 2mo agoToday Why Your Teams Sucks visits the COWBOYS, who are just as trash as their loser fans. defector.com/why-your-tea...
23,000 net jobs lost isn't good. But for me, I've never been in a better position in my career (I work at the ketchup-slicing factory)
Every one of these descriptions reads like a menu item from Taco Town
Man Devouring Huge Mexican Taco
Alt: Man Devouring Huge Mexican Taco encased in a pizza. Pizza? Now that's what I call a taco!
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Txnewsprincess@txnewsprincess.bsky.social · 2mo agoThe Big Tex Choice Awards finalists were announced today. Thoughts? www.dmagazine.com/frontburner/...
I feel like I've been following elections/primaries pretty closely, but somehow had no idea that Adam Hamilton was running in (and won) the Dem primary for Senate in Kansas. This feels like it's as good of a nominee for KS as you could hope for, dems www.nytimes.com/2026/08/04/u...
Pastor Adam Hamilton Wins Kansas Democratic Senate Primary
The Rev. Adam Hamilton will be a serious underdog against Roger Marshall, a Republican, but Democrats think the state could be competitive if the November environment is favorable enough to them.
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"If I was beating up nerds and shoving them into lockers, as they now accuse me of, why were they so kind in giving me their lunch money? Think about that."
The Bulwark@thebulwark.com · 2mo agoRep. Max Miller: "These are incredibly serious criminal accusations. If these accusations were true, I would be in jail — I would be. My former wife would not have been offering to cook me dinner and inviting me to playgrounds. Think about that."
I'm glad yet another director dares to ask the question "what if Johnny Depp wore a different kind of hat"
DiscussingFilm@discussingfilm.net · 2mo agoFirst poster for ‘EBENEZER’, a new film based on ‘A Christmas Carol’ starring Johnny Depp. “Before he was Scrooge, he was Ebenezer”
Dan, noooo! That's not a pillow, that's a stack of pancakes! You're going to get syrup in your hair! Dan!!!!!!
Sirainni: We are down by 4 with 3 seconds left. Is it time for a Hail Mary? ChatGPT: I recommend asking the other team's coach what he would do. Collaboration improves outcomes!
Zach Berman@zberm.bsky.social · 2mo agoNick Sirianni explored ChatGPT this offseason in keeping the message fresh entering Year 6. He also knows the Eagles could create their own answers. Free to read on @TheAthletic: Taking Sirianni's temperature on change, expectations, and appreciation: www.nytimes.com/athletic/745...
My Giant I've only seen this movie once but the whole premise was "what if a guy, but tall" I recall it ending with Gheorghe Muresan's character dying because they have short lifespans by default. (Billy Crystal's quote is "have you ever seen an old giant?") BTW, Muresan is still very much alive
Defector@defector.com · 2mo agoWhat's the worst movie you've ever watched in a theater? defector.com/whats-the-wo...
No, I do not have cyclosporiasis. I am simply diarrheamaxxing
