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I wasn't provided a handbook; may I borrow yours? he/him
i hate self-promotion but uh i react to every nwsl game and every team every week, and also write about other woso stuff too so if you might like that sort of thing it's here
2026 nwsl week 15: g+ pass networks & shot charts
north carolina wut, utah wut, portland huh, orlando yikes, parity bowl 2026, and more
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Unwell at realizing that I've listened to the Fullcast long enough that one of the Fullchildren is now a Fullcollegestudent. Passage of time is wild.
Still waiting on the announcement of their dedicated content platform, OnlyForks.
Phil Lewis@phillewis.bsky.social · yesterdayArizona State University launches degree in content creation
Why did no one tell me before now that the French for "states" is just state backwards?
Le Monde@lemonde.fr · yesterdayTodd Blanche, l’ancien avocat personnel de Donald Trump, en passe de devenir ministre de la justice des Etats-Unis
I know we were doing covers better than the original a while back. I didn't think of this at the time, but this version of Dancing Days rips. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gu0k...
Stone Temple Pilots – Dancing Days (Vinyl Visualizer)
YouTube video by Stone Temple Pilots
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Imperial Breaking News: Morton Salt Girl Actually C'tan
Derek Faraci@whwoolhat.bsky.social · 2d agoBet you didn't know that the Little Morton Salt Girl is an immortal being who existed before there was life on Earth.
Trans people do not pose a threat to you, but I might 🥰
Because it was shown in a preview I'm going to talk about this: there is a sequence in The Odyssey that is building tension as the Ithacans are working to open the gates at Troy, and it goes on for about 10 seconds too long. It's practically at Dragon ball Z levels of trying to squeeze out a moment
Message to self, again: muted words only work if you resist your curiosity to look anyway. Past you made a good decision (for once!). Trust past you.
Going to see about a Honda Minivan? That can’t be right.
Found out that, despite my belief otherwise, we are seeing The Odyssey at the real IMAX theater tomorrow. Hot damn (it's the Soggy Bottom Boys).
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good kid, m.A.A.d city To Pimp a Butterfly DAMN. (artist, but still)
Mia Murphy 🏳️⚧️@miamurphy.com · 4d agoWhat's the best three album run from a band? (the correct answer is Moving Pictures, Signals, and Grace Under Pressure by Rush, but I'm excited to learn second place)
There are few tropes I find funnier in animal videos than a dog entering the frame midair.
the people doing it here were backed by very rich hedge fund owner and his pac, who did it to push his slate of ballot initiatives (and that includes the teenagers they put courtside). none of this is organic
The Athletic@theathletic.com · 4d agoSpeaking for the first time since ralliers began assembling in support of her stance against transgender participation in women’s sports, Indiana Fever guard Sophie Cunningham said this was an opportunity for the WNBA to uphold its values of diversity and inclusion. nyti.ms/4fHr4Qn
Fellow former band kids, does anyone else get the occasional nightmare in which you find yourself having to march a show that you do not know?
Speaking of The Smashing Pumpkins, new Between The Buried and Me cover dropped today. youtu.be/Bk6y7SlvhPo?...
Between The Buried And Me - Jellybelly (Official Audio)
YouTube video by SUMERIAN
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Ben Collins@bencollins.bsky.social · 5d agoCannot imagine how upset Billy Corgan is that he has to say "I wanna thank Sidepiece and everybody stick around for Mustard" tonight. He must be so mad he has to say two band names that are dumber than his own.
I had completely memory-holed Michigan hiring Whittingham. In fairness, there's been a lot of other stuff going on with Michigan lately.
On3 (Unofficial)@on3-mirror.bsky.social · 5d agoNEW: Michigan's Kyle Whittingham on the Ohio State rivalry: "I just think that a rivalry can be intense and emotional without the hatred factor. I don’t think there’s any place for that, personally." (h/t @TheWolverineOn3)
"Would've gotten away with it, too, if it wasn't for those meddling confederations."
Stanis Elsborg@staniselsborg.bsky.social · 6d agoVery interesting development. • FIFA acknowledges and respects feedback and concern aired in public • FIFA reaffirms its commitment to an open and democratic consultation • Erroneous reporting in the media disrupted planned consultation process inside.fifa.com/organisation...
Setting this to Clair de lune is masterful posting. Well done, cayuts.
Kentucky Football@kentuckyfootball.bsky.social · 6d agoTen out of ten from Coleton Price 🎨🤌
Attn: @glitterburrito.bsky.social
Ben Collins@bencollins.bsky.social · 6d agoThis InfoWars caper is going a little too well. We need to staff up a bit. We're hiring a Social Media Lead, who will help make InfoWars the network of the future. We need someone who is extraordinarily online, has big ideas for how things break through in 2026, and can pull those ideas off quick.
1986: cringey jump scare outercourse small ball internet
The Deceitful Grin of Civility@andrewfleer.com · 6d agolord if this ain't me...
FIFA has a funny set-up where every country gets exactly one vote which means small countries are way overrepresented and you can hang on to power by promising little giveaways to those countries and their reps. Thankfully no similar system exists in the United States government, that would be bad
