Jason Roy Gaston
@jasonroygaston.bsky.social
Comedian, father, teacher, male model, woke af, and inventor of the semicolon. Low tier niche internet celebrity. Kind of a big deal.
You do not defeat cruelty by becoming another version of it. Call or text 988 to reach the 988 Suicide & Crisis Lifeline. You can also use the confidential online chat. You are not alone, and help is available. #perezhilton youtu.be/4UQEit4Aakc
Stop Searching for the Perez Hilton Video
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If you post spoilers online minutes after whatever you're spoiling is over, no offense, but I hope that you step on something wet while wearing socks and that your pets die. #comedy youtu.be/xfP5_wSCa0s
Posting Spoilers Is for Idiots
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You only saw it because you wanted to see the trailer for The Phantom Menace. #movies youtu.be/PhHOK_0peys
Wing Commander | The VHS Vault
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Shave and a haircut two bits... and your appendix out if you need it... #comedy #history youtu.be/7RW0mqXd2do
Barbers Used to Do WHAT?!
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Coming across this strange little boy in the wild must be so confusing. #thelegendofzelda #comedy youtu.be/Bo9JLyYHsds
Link Is Hyrule’s Terrifying Little Cryptid
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Trying to convince everybody that everything is terrible and will never improve is just lazy. #comedy youtu.be/vDMAg0dAUpA
The Lazy Nihilism of Doomer Culture
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The gaang returns and I just want it injected into my veins!!! #avatarthelastairbender youtu.be/kwzMzthoq_o
Avatar Aang: The Last Airbender | Breaking Wind: An Avatar The Last Airbender Podcast
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Yes, I miss sleeping on a 300 pound bladder of contaminated hose water. #comedy #nostalgia youtu.be/iDIfSnHITvM
I Miss Waterbeds!
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A small independent movie you probably never heard of... #titanic youtu.be/se33iXDfmkU
Titanic | The VHS Vault
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Grandma's still getting me from beyond. youtu.be/LUfErs01dKc
My Grandma Used My Tongue as a Lie Detector
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Come on, Morph, just kiss him already! #xmen #XMen97 youtu.be/CLjK6KIoYOI
"Weapon X, Lies, and DVDs" | XXL Men
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Either tell us why you need our prayers, Karen, or step away from social media for the next 24 hours. #comedy #facebook #socialmedia #karen youtu.be/WVvGtzFzCYs
Vaguebooking Is for Idiots!
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Jack Chick inadvertently made some of the funniest comics ever published. #chicktracts #jackchick #religion #comedy #dramaticreading youtu.be/tE4jL_lzZE8
I Dramatically Read the Infamous “Angels?” Chick Tract So You Don’t Have To
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I'm sure that if everybody settled down and talked it out, everything would be fine. #supernatural youtu.be/zZb3XDBggZ8
What in the Hell is Supernatural? | "Salvation"
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In all fairness, if I was the universe, I would punch Texas too. #travelswithjason #travel #texas youtu.be/L5h6_npabdg
When Texas Got Punched by the Universe! | Travels with Jason
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Some of y'all are getting mad just looking at the title, but watch the video first. youtu.be/EmWEVDowk4k?...
Purity Culture is for Idiots - How the Church Taught an Entire Generation How to Hate their Bodies
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What in the name of sweet sexy Satan's succulent six-pack even is this movie? #ridleyscott #tomcruise #legend youtu.be/hW7ONjRym0k
Legend | The VHS Vault
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This is seriously one of if not the best show on television right now and I will fight you over that opinion. #xmen #xmen97 youtu.be/NWUCKPnlv-A
X-Men ’97 Season Two Premiere | XXL Men
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Do you enjoy having schools with less standards while subsidizing some wealthy prick who doesn't need it? If you're that kind of idiot, school vouchers are for you! #schoolvouchers youtu.be/mADRgNzMU7M
The Rich are Destroying Public Schools and Calling It a Choice - Don't Believe Them!
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