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Jason Van Glass is a standup comedian and dog hugger in Hollywood, California principally known for his string of "Road" movies with lifelong friend Bing Crosby The Bob Hope American Patriot Award is named in his honor
I'm Serious: If every cybertruck on earth disappeared, how would you pick up your kids on alternating weekends? What would you even get in the divorce? Half of Dianne's Celica? And what about all the stuff you haven't unpacked from the trunk? All your laundry and Pokémon cards gone? just like that?
JVG 骨@jasonv.bsky.social · 11h agoAll the people who are anti-Musk or want to slow Tesla's progress, I have one question: If cybertrucks disappeared tomorrow, could you still get to work? To the store? How would you feed yourself? Would you just walk through the Taco Bell drive thru? How would you even get there?
All the people who are anti-Musk or want to slow Tesla's progress, I have one question: If cybertrucks disappeared tomorrow, could you still get to work? To the store? How would you feed yourself? Would you just walk through the Taco Bell drive thru? How would you even get there?
@joshuayuburnett.bsky.social any thoughts on this confusing jacket I'm watching? It calls to me ebay.io/m/mRvvkT
Vintage MLB Oakland Athletics A’s Starter Jacket Satin 80s/90s Dark purple L | eBay
This vintage MLB Oakland Athletics A's Starter jacket in dark purple is a nostalgic piece of fan apparel from the 80s/90s era. Officially licensed by Major League Baseball and featuring player Eric Chavez, this jacket is a must-have for any Oakland Athletics fan. Made in the United States by Swingster, this men's size L jacket is perfect for showcasing team spirit during the regular season games.
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Been in Chicago for a busy 8 hours and my verdict is that this is a world class city that doesn't get the acclaim it deserves, sort of a "second city" if you will
I just landed in Chicago. Going to the cubs/dodgers game tomorrow. Lids had a Kyle Tucker Cubs shirt on ultra clearance ($15) and I thought about buying it to play both sides so I always come out on top, but rn he's actually my least favorite player. The vibes were too cursed !
JVG 骨@jasonv.bsky.social · 3d agoThe Dodgers should trade Kyle Tucker for a prospect (specifically, if you take Kyle Tucker, we'll also give you a prospect)
MLB owners would have you believe that the only reason the Angels can't compete is that the dodgers spend so much money, and therefore we simply must, MUST, pay the workers (who generate trillions) less. (Obviously if the Angels had a player like Shohei they'd be world champions!)
Heard this new song on college radio (KALX) earlier tonight. Awesome stuff! They're signed to Luaka Bop!
이날치 LEENALCHI - 봐봐요 봐봐요 Look At Me Look At Me [Offical M/V]
YouTube video by LEENALCHI
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"How can we make going to the mall more like going to the airport?" - every CEO in America
New Universal CityWalk Security Has 'The Odyssey' Fans Concerned: 'Everyone Is Late'
Cinephiles fear lengthy waits could interrupt Imax 70mm screenings of "The Odyssey" at AMC: "Everyone is late."
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Sometimes I go to bluesky's search bar and type in "bitcoin" and sort by most recent, and then I mute/block 100 scam bots. Does this accomplish anything? No. Do I keep doing it anyway? Yeah, sometimes
@pixelframe.bsky.social Hi, love and appreciate all your cool generators! Something that would be super useful to me (for making jokes that get 12 likes) is a "headline generator" that converts my text into an image that looks like a NYT opinion headline. Everything online is some bullshit ai thing
Just had a flashback to these SpongeBob "healthy" sodas that tasted like tepache vinegar from a kombucha craft brewery that hadn't quite figured out what they were doing yet. Basically a prank on children
Blue sky nice ghost@rajandelman.bsky.social · 2d agoThese Polar seltzers are clearly marketed towards children. I could easily drink 50. Big fan
Every two years I'm like why the fuck am I paying $90 for Spectrum internet, this shit barely works, then spend 90 minutes reading a cnet article about the best isp's in Los Angeles, checking the availability of each one, and learning it's not available at my apartment
Citywalk added a bunch of security theatre last month, barricading the main entrances and re-routing all foot traffic onto a circuitous path that funnels you through metal detectors operated by teenagers... to protect The Horse
JVG 骨@jasonv.bsky.social · 2d agoanother day working at the Wetzel's Pretzels at Universal Citywalk. everyone keeps asking me if they can fuck inside the horse. buddy, they wont even let me fuck in there
People saying the lockdowns weren't a big deal are completely ignoring that shredded cheese is the only way my wife can eat fajitas
Netflix is gonna buy Warner Brothers next year for less than their original offer price
Dare Obasanjo@carnage4life.bsky.social · 2d agoOracle has become the poster child for the AI bubble. It has $130B in debt and is taking on hundreds of billions more in data-center obligations based on a $300B contract with OpenAI over 5 years. The problem is many doubt OpenAI will make anywhere close to enough money to pay up.
another day working at the Wetzel's Pretzels at Universal Citywalk. everyone keeps asking me if they can fuck inside the horse. buddy, they wont even let me fuck in there
"Soccer is stupid" "super hero movies are stupid" yeah man, Life Is Stupid. Idk what to tell ya