Jas Shaw

@jasshaw.bsky.social

There are people posting that you should maybe not wear a helmet when riding a bike. Don’t look directly at their posts, you can only safely look at them in the reflection of your shield.

If you listen keenly, in the early hours of the morning, you can just hear your coats and jumpers starting to wake from their long, summery hibernation.

I spoke to an academic recently and they said that a lot of them were spending a lot of time talking to ai because they don’t have time to talk to other academics. A gorgeous blend of funny and sad.

No idea if this new mRNA vax for melanoma might eventually help my ward but I’m having a quiet moment to think of the patients who are eligible for this. You don’t dare even dream of news like this. Just incredible work by the Moderna and Merck team.

Regardless of your enjoyment of the film, we all owe a significant debt of gratitude to the Odyssey for being a lightning rod for the worst takes imaginable during a tryingly hot period of weather.

Then, on the second day, I confronted my lecturer: ‘I like getting into the history of the words as much as the next guy but when are we gonna start properly learning about cool bugs?’

Not the most egregious example of wasteful corporate greed but we absolutely should not be allowing companies that sell bags to also sell clothing with pockets.

Went into a supermarket again, emotional. Zoned out for some time in the soup isle. Their perfectly uniform design means the top of one grips the bottom of the one above, potentially allowing them to form a vast wall of lunch possibilities, securely towering above me.

Cracked it: A T-shirt that has a flap of material down the middle of the front that you can button or zip to either side so you have two front options, different images or colours.

Alev put an ad in The Wire for our collaboration and spelt my name Jas Smith. This was a wonderful thing for her to do and the typo has just made me enjoy it all the more. Plus, I’ve told her I’m fuming, properly licking the plate clean.

Photo of an advert for Alev Lenz collab with Jas Shaw where she has misspelled my name as Jas Smith

Crackin’ news for those of us who enjoy reading about dystopian futures where wealth has accumulated to a small number of despotic psychopaths and who wonder if we might enjoy taking this reading experience to the next level.