Jawnsy
@jawnsy.bsky.social
Daughter Dad & Dog Dad. Wine and Bourbon Enthusiast. Terrible Artist and all around Rebel Scum currently in hiding from the New Republic. #Eagles #Phillies #Lehigh #Delco
Things that make you go hmmmm… Luis Arraez - 21 strikeouts in the 2026 season Kyle Schwarber - 21 strikeouts since the All Star Game Aaron Nola - 28 Home Runs Allowed in the 2026 season
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The Phillies royally shit the bed in July (including at the All Star Game). So far, they are getting the laundry done in August. Let’s hope by September they’ll be ready to have guests stay over without having to leave all the windows open and air fresheners planted in every room. #PhilliesShitPost
They should stop the game, and make Turner do 50 pushups in front of the crowd.
I know there is a constant fire hose of distractions going on, but I am still surprised at how little attention has been given to Trump attempting to turn the White House into a fortress. 1/3
Check Kalshi trends to find the insider trading bets for who was picking Lindsey over Mitch….. #SmiteHappens
Lindsey Graham, longtime South Carolina senator, dies at 71 — The Washington Post
Graham, first elected to the House in 1994 and the Senate in 2002, was running for reelection this year. He died of a “brief and sudden illness,” his office said.
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I’m worried the Phillies are becoming adrenaline junkies. Digging a big hole just so they can battle back. But then they need to push it further the next game just to get the same rush. At this point I wouldn’t be surprised to see them down by 10 runs to the SchMets tomorrow night by the 7th inning.
Please check my math. Trump berated the GOP Senators to change their votes on the war powers resolution b/c if he can’t threaten war, he will not be able to negotiate well. At the same time, point #1 in the MOU that he signed says that all hostilities will stop and that includes threats as well?
20 yrs ago, I would have Kalshi bet that Russel Crowe would play Mauricio Pochettino, the US Men’s Soccer Coach in the “Miracle on the Pitch” movie….
The Phillies only have 1 player hitting above .250. This just isn’t sustainable. Unless the starting pitching stays immaculate for 60% of our games, this team will start drifting back to .500 and out of the wildcard spot if the hitting can’t pick up the slack. Forget catching Atlanta.
One fine point in the MOU that I haven’t seen any focus on yet deals with the $300 Billion for reconstruction. 2 little words are sending up red flags for me: “at least”. It’s not $300B — that is the floor — the minimum. There is no ceiling. $500B is also “at least $300B”. So is $1Trillion.
At this point - after that total bullshit Trump request to delay this for 12 hours due to weather - when there is no weather - if they do delay it - the people should just take matters into their own hands and just get this thing done. Tonight. Enough already.
I wouldn’t be surprised at this point if the Trump administration announced that a UFO will be landing at the White House tonight and therefore will ask the court on an emergency basis to hold off from removing his name from the Kennedy Center until after he can negotiate for Galactic Peace!
With the way this administration works, I guess it’s no sure thing that they actually grounded “The Claw” UFC cage abomination structure on the White House lawn. Would be quite the site if this thing turns into a lightning magnet on Sunday.
It is done. The Eagles announced on Monday that they have agreed to trade wide receiver A.J. Brown to the Patriots, pending a physical. In exchange, the Eagles receive New England's first-round pick in 2028 and a fifth-round pick in 2027.
To honor Trump in the best possible way, there should be a Federal law passed that renames every single Sewage Treatment Plant across the country after him. Make sure his name is HUGE and in all Caps on every sign. Never in gold. Only in brown. 1/2
