There should be a size of letter below lower case. For bugs to use :)
aiiiieeeeeee please help us if you can! almost everyone i know is struggling and there are much more serious causes but if you have something to spare to help my doggy i'd be forever grateful (and draw you a little something later) gofund.me/40736091d
Donate to UNEXPECTED FANG EMERGENCY, organized by Lyle and Jake
hello friends and strangers, the Lake family here (Lyle + Jake + Belka). cool fundraiser title… Lyle and Jake needs your support for UNEXPECTED FANG EMERGENCY
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If you own a toyota yaris you should be allowed to enter any yaris you see and drive it where you need to go
Deacon blues by steely dan is the most beautiful song about being a loser. More beautiful than loser by beck
At band practice last night i said offhandedly that i could probably kill someone if i had to, and the room went uncomfortably silent. I hope my retelling of this story doesn’t meet the same fate… let’s make this go viral
Having “the talk” with my son (there is a secret aisle in the grocery store where you can buy something called Pepsi Blanker that you can add to pepsi and it turns it a sort of grey blankish colour so nobody will know the amount of pepsi you drink is unsafe)
If the who made tommy in 2026 it would be about someone who is really good at resident evil 9
(I’m about to bite a big sandwich but a dog with wings flies up and steals it out of my hands) whaaaa (the dog hovers above me and pisses on my floppy sun hat) ughhhh (I notice a table with a fallen over beaker labelled “imp dna” dripping into a bowl of half-eaten dog food below) buhhhhh???
If you take a math class in university they let you meet some of the numbers
I’m doing a “the perfect drug” style drum showboating break every band i’m in every show i don’t care if i get off-tempo one second in
Please share my fundraiser for @jayarner.bsky.social with your most famous and rich friends, followers, enemies, associates etc. We’ve got 59% more to go! www.gofundme.com/f/help-jay-a...
New service where you send me your song and i make the intro lofi
The #1 comedy podcast about horses (Retail Nightmares) is back for one episode! If my fundraiser reaches its goal we’ll make another one :) @aliciatobin.bsky.social @energyslime.bsky.social @grahamclark.bsky.social retailnightmares.com
Retail Nightmares
Podcast by Alicia Tobin and Jessica Delisle retailnightmarespodcast@gmail.com iTunes RSS Alicia's...
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In the first episode of the castlevania netflix show the guy notices a really high ledge and then a few episodes later he comes back and double jumps onto the ledge
*curses you so your bananas go directly from green to brown*
SHARING IS CARING: It’s fingerblast Friday yet again: use your fingers to click da link and blast some $ over to @jayarner.bsky.social Help us reach 30% of our goal! 🤞🏳️⚧️
Donate to Help Jay Arner Cover Transition Costs, organized by Jessica Delisle
Let me tell you about my beautiful wife! Jay has been a dedicated member of the … Jessica Delisle needs your support for Help Jay Arner Cover Transition Costs
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FFS is obscenely expensive so I’m doing a fundraiser 😅
Donate to Help Jay Arner Cover Transition Costs, organized by Jessica Delisle
Let me tell you about my beautiful wife! Jay has been a dedicated member of the … Jessica Delisle needs your support for Help Jay Arner Cover Transition Costs
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I could probably catch a wild pokémon with a poké ball in real life
No i will not write “lyrics” what am i a fucking bard?? Grow up
If i was an opera singer i’d wear ripped jeans n shit. Fuck the fans of traditional opera
Just realized that in 2019 i should have asked clairo to collab on a track. Jay u goofed it again
Unfortunately sonic the hedgehog has gone feral and bit james marsden
🙋♀️ Hi, former carpenter here! Cutting towards yourself is actually really badass
Niche post but ROCK RADIO MIX ENGINEERS you are all BANNED from using the decapitator plugin 👩⚖️
Taking all the beauty and pain of transitioning and putting it into music will be no problem for me (wrote the song “bongo dance” with my wife)
Dealing with everything by licking a big ativan like a horse
