Who is shocked? No one.

Bitch please. It’s the same face again.

I don’t personally love this outcome, but this is how it should be done: suspending your campaign with class. Uplifting the likely nominee. I bet many Mainers are proud of Jordan Wood today.

How stupid do they think we are? The wall behind them is an exterior wall. The curtain 4 feet from the bed in the corner. Why is the room number sign in the room? One says 411 one says 412. He only has one shirt? Please.

Who thought the words explosive diarrhea would just be rolling off everyone’s tongues…

The feds are aggressively Investigating Taco Bell for explosive diarrhea but crickets on Epstein. Priorities, you know. 🙄

Is it interesting that not dead Mitch never mentioned a word about Lindsey Graham…

I spoke to Jimmy Kimmel for 20 minutes today. He’s doing great.

He’s not “officially” dead?

Iconic.

Another pump and dump with the stock market. How many times does the boy have to cry wolf before Congress does anything about it…

Has anyone seen Mitch McConnell?

Public disgust for Elon Musk is elastic to his wealth - the richer he gets, the more people can’t stand him.

Oh. He was “just kidding” about Greenland. He was clearly just kidding about no more wars, bringing down prices and ending the Ukraine war in 24 hours also, apparently.

Sure, I believe you.

“If this were Joe Biden…” It’s not. Stop comparing the two. They are not the same.

Jon Ossoff is giving presidential vibes in a major way.

A slush fund for criminals is something nobody will soon forget.

Some redeeming news: South Carolina’s state Senate rejected eliminating its one majority-Black congressional seat, which is held by Democrat Rep. Jim Clyburn.

Mini Diet Coke. Makes your hand look bigger.

* He won all 7 swing states. * Democrats outperformed down-ballot in most of those states. * EM knew the results 4 hours prior. * Analysts like election truth alliance have identified anomalies. * Ashley St Clair has texts suggesting possible manipulation. Seems like a lot of coincidences…

Colbert’s final episode: 6.74 million viewers 💔

“I don't think about Americans' financial situation, I don't think about anybody.”

Molly Jong-Fast@mollyjongfast.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Laser focused on affordability

Colbert stood firm for first amendment rights. It cost him his job. 💔

Can you believe it’s already been ONE YEAR of the Katie Phang News channel on YouTube? I’m even more inspired today so thanks for supporting me on this journey. And we’re making a push to hit 600K subscribers before the end of May so if you haven’t hit that subscribe button yet, let’s do it! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

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This is Ashley St. Clair. Mother of Elon’s child and influencer, who has been telling all. I know at least one of the unidentified people, and I believe her 100% I strongly suggest you go watch her TikTok videos before they’re gone. A lot of things will start to make sense…

The guest lineup for Colbert’s final episode is being kept completely secret. I don’t know how I’m going to hold it together… But let’s give him ratings of a lifetime 💔

Massey, Cassidy and all the Republicans he did dirty are going to make the rest of their terms hell for this administration. Look what Cassidy did with the war resolution. The retribution will be glorious.

MORE! Colbert is experiencing a massive, historic ratings surge! Monday's episode drew 3.3 million viewers, and for the week, Colbert BEAT ABC AND NBC COMBINED. But go ahead and tell us it's not profitable.