jason ✨
@jayxsun.bsky.social
he / him | 🏳️🌈 | 📚 | gay menace insta: jsncnrd • https://boxd.it/5rvbp
“Christians” on Instagram will use hateful slurs, be openly racist, talk about how much they loathe homeless people, and advocate for g3nocide, and their bio will be like: Jesus ✝️ Bible Verse ✝️ Kindness is everything 🙏🏻 Love your fellow humans 🤍
Brought my own coffee to work this morning instead of stopping at Starbucks
Scheduling a meeting: Me: I’m free any day but Wednesday. Them: Wednesday is good! 💀
Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to stay up past my bedtime and look at the internet
Oh, you didn’t like The Sheep Detectives (2026)? You’re too good for CGI sheep solving a murder? Well guess what? YOU CAN GO FUCK YOURSELF!
I hope the “ultimate evil” they defeat is Ryan Murphy himself !!
AMERICAN HORROR STORY SEASON 13 isn't just a sequel to COVEN... It's a sequel to EVERY SEASON. Ryan Murphy teases, "So Sarah Paulson is playing six or seven roles. Jessica Lange is playing all four of her iconic characters. They all come together to defeat the ultimate evil."
The concept of wearing a Nike jockstrap to a Hilary Duff concert
“Anne Hathaway’s Penelope wasn’t historically accurate!” Well she also wasn’t real 😭
If you’re one of those “AI is the future, we might as well embrace it” people … go fuck yourself ✨
When you’re on the phone with someone and they call you “ma’am” based on your gay voice:
Being queer + still happily and gleefully platforming and supporting Harry Potter is genuinely fucking insane.
She’ll solve it in 48 hours or less.
You’ve been murdered. Who do you want on the case?
Felt so bad for the Cyclops in The Odyssey. He was just a kindly sheep farmer who enjoyed making his own cheese… and then he fell victim to burglary and felonious assault. So unfair.