I work with children. Call me Osmosis Jones.
How would you rate your immune system??
Cuz I didn’t ask for a free trial I want the subscription now
Anime Couple: Man Carrying Girl
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The first time you show that woman you can pick her up now all of a sudden she wants to be picked up every day
Playing the sims and my sim’s kids have a better relationship with their nanny than their parents and ykw, that’s fine. FTK 😭😂
I’ve done this. Three times, three separate people. Unfortunately I lost my last taser in a brawl so
I’d taze the fuck out of somebody
So today at work I learned that some men don’t like to brush too far back because “it might make them gag and that’s gay”
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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVEEEE, NEVER KNEW WHAT I WAS MISSING BUT I KNEW ONCE WE START kissing I FOOOOoooOooOouuunNnnnDDD
Aretha Franklin: Emotional Singing, Wig Moment
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Which one is worse, stubbing tf out of your toe or biting tf out of your tongue?