I fear not the Blue Book. Got an A in Russian Lit writing in them for mid-terms & finals. Do you know how hard it is to remember Russian names, Rodion (Rodya, Rodenka, Rodka) Romanovich Raskolnikov, much less spell them correctly? I fucking do. 😂✌️

Thomas Lecaque@tlecaque.bsky.social · 3h ago

...in class blue book essays are back on the menu...

They are laughing at us. Anyone NOT want to vote these fuckers out in November?

Sandieglo@sandieglo.bsky.social · 3h ago

So ominous I feel like there’s a horror movie in the words: “Wellness Retreat”

Ian Boudreau@ianboudreau.com · 2d ago

It's wild how ominous the word "wellness" has become

I’m only going to say this once. Americans who eat meat get more than enough protein from their normal diet. You do not need to add more on purpose. Or to be healthier or to lose weight. It’s a marketing scam. If you’re worried about protein intake, worry about the developing world, not yourself.

This man has definitely 💯 absolutely bitten the head off a chicken.

Bob Ballentine@raballentine.bsky.social · 2d ago

His not having a gag reflex explains how he’s able to stand directly behind Trump www.rawstory.com/rfk-jr-eats-...

Why is he an orangutan? A chimp, I’d buy because they’re angry fuckers who will chew your face off, but orangutans are gentle and solitary little guys. A chimp will fling its shit at you which seems far more on brand for Boomers.

Screamer Jim@screamerjim.bsky.social · 6d ago

Thank you Mr. Orangutan

One of my little pleasures these days is waking up and checking BlueSky before the news and attempting to decipher what international fuck-up Trump has done overnight based only on the context of outraged posts here.

Wife: “I want something simple and functional.” Husband: “I want a castle!” Wife: “Fine. We’ll compromise.” What really bothers me is this not only fails as a house, it fails as a defensive retreat. How do u expect to survive the cannibal apocalypse w all those windows, Sheila?”

I love how he waits for his little buddy at the shoreline. So adorable. And then they swim away together. ❤️❤️

Digital Brain@yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social · 5d ago

A small act of kindness toward someone vulnerable just went viral, proof that you do not need grand gestures to make a real difference. Sharing food, helping a hurt animal, aiding a stranger, this is

I’ve got the perfect title for RFK, Jr’s new cooking show: “Roadside Gourmet”

Michele Hornish@hornish.bsky.social · 5d ago

Bold choice to remind everyone what a nightmare Covid was as we struggle to find SAFE SALAD GREENS, two bags of groceries are over $100, and RFK Jr decides to meet this moment by launching a cooking show.

Can you imagine if someone said this about gun-toting racist rednecks and their mass-shooter kids?

Michael Feola@feolski.bsky.social · 5d ago

From the woman who has POTUS' ear. The "invasion of Spain" is actually good because it will accelerate widespread "animosity toward Islam". Why? Because "We need majority of the world to come to hate Islam for people to have the courage to save Western Civilization". Rank Islamophobia. This is MAGA.

That bottom lip is doing some heavy lifting. Dude is literally gagging at the stench.

George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸@gtconway.bsky.social · 6d ago

Secret Service agents are trained to take bullets for a president but not this shit

I would starve because they all lived through the Dustbowl in Oklahoma and the Texas Panhandle, then the Great Depression. This descendant of theirs is too lazy to microwave an egg for breakfast. I’m sure they are so proud. 🥴

Revan@revan.eurosky.social · 7d ago

Enough “what would you do on the commune questions” If you got sent back 100 years and were given your grandparent’s job, what are you doing?

It's more important now that ever before!!! VOTE!!!

I never thought I was capable of feeling embarrassed for Eric Trump, but I am embarrassed for him. This sounds like a 10 year old boy playing online. Eeesh.

MissTaylor1991@feminists-areheros.bsky.social · last wk.

Sorry America. You don't deserve friends.

😂😂

That cat is doing the dog equivalent of “Dad is home from the war it’s been 4 years ohmigod ohmigod I’m tackling him right now!!!” Whenever I’d stay out past my cat’s dinner time, she wouldn’t speak to or acknowledge me for a full day.

Michelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️@snarkysillysad.bsky.social · last wk.

Fennec fox reunited with the cat it grew up with: #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmil...

The claim “RFK Jr. does not fuck chickens” is not an evidence-based claim because studies have not ruled out the possibility that RFK Jr. fucks chickens.

My dad in Vietnam. He worked on Chinook, Huey & Cobras in Long My Valley, which often took bombs from the NVC. He volunteered bc they desperate for aircraft mechanics at the time. I wasn’t born yet, but he always said despite the war it was a beautiful country. Happy birthday, Dad. ❤️

Very Well Said, Bruce….

The Odyssey is a myth that takes place in the (mythical) Age of Heroes. Homer wasn’t a real person. And Helen, were she real & based on her phenotype & that her character was born in Sparta, would have had had an olive complexion w dark curly hair or a shaved head. Also, the Odyssey is fiction.

Ron Filipkowski@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 2w ago

A black Helen of Troy has him completely wrecked for weeks.

Anyone know how I get rid of this shit right here? I already have a profile option on my sidebar.

This is the reason I cannot let go of my truck, Beverly Killbilly. It’s all manual. Still has a tape deck lol. Could probably update that. But I’m going to wait for them to fix AI predictive text autocorrect first, then I’ll think about buying one of their “sentient” murder cars w break override.

Claire Connelly@claireconnelly.bsky.social · 2w ago

Why are all new cars so hideously unintuitive? Forget electric vehicles. Electric schmelectric. My next car money will go to the manufacturer that brings back physical knobs, car door handles, and a gear shift. Make cars… cars again. I don’t want to drive a tablet.

Spent 2 hours attempting to verify my identity on MercadoPago (the Mexican equivalent of PayPal) to buy a $30 dollar product. I am still no closer to being finished as I’m awaiting an email (up to 14 hrs) b4 I can proceed. Bought via MP dozens of times. This is all new AI. The internet is broken.

I was raised S Baptist then tongue-talking evangelical. I stopped believing at age 9, but I saw the change in the community really start to rev up when Bush 2 took office. 9/11, Limbaugh, Prosperity Gospel, Joel Osteen, Fox, etc. They engineered it. It took decades. They had a plan & it succeeded.

Larry Hochman@larryhochman.bsky.social · 2w ago

Part 1 of 2. This isn’t news. But the way @tonyrush.bsky.social conceptualizes it makes in accessible…and actionable.

I always wonder what the men expect (it’s almost always men). “Okay, sir. I will suffocate my baby. I will sacrifice it to the gods of death so you can won’t have to be slightly annoyed on this 1:45 minute flight to Scranton. The crying baby is dead. Are we good now? Enjoy your pretzels.”

Kat Abughazaleh@katmabu.bsky.social · 2w ago

I cannot overstate how much I hate when people are dicks about babies crying in public (especially airplanes). Do you think the parent is having a good time right now?? Do you think they are not aware of the situation??? Are you going to negotiate with a literal infant????

Our News Media needs to get it together….

Telemundo anchor in Spanish: “finally, facing a deafening booing, the president of the United States appears…” 🤣

There is no cyclosporiasis outbreak in any part of Mexico. The most common cause behind gastrointestinal issues in Mexico are giardia & e.coli. Cyclosporiasis isn’t even in the top ten. Trump’s CDC says Taylor Farms de Mexico is responsible for the outbreak. Herm… Also, wash your veg, people!