I like it when a live song comes up in a shuffle and you hear like half a stage banter. It's like listening to someone with ADHD tell a story. Such mystery!
J. Chris Mueller
@jchrismueller.bsky.social
News editor, TTRPG enthusiast, comedy fan. Madison, Wis. He/him
Can't wait to see some city-sponsored fireworks this weekend. Socialism rules!
Yes Sir! Woman's Patriotic Salute
ALT: Yes Sir! Woman's Patriotic Salute
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I also cancelled by Amazon subscription yesterday so lemme tell ya, Bezos has a lot on his plate right now.
alina@ramshackle78.bsky.social · 4mo agoBlue Origin New Glen rocket just explodes during static fire testing. This scrambles soooo many plans for both Blue Origin and NASA 📸 @nasaspaceflight.com
"Accidentally" is an interesting choice
The Washington Post@washingtonpost.com · 4mo agoA dog in the back seat of a parked truck moved across the vehicle and accidentally triggered a loaded shotgun, police in Scottsbluff, Nebraska, said. A woman stopped at a traffic light was struck in her arm. Her injury was not believed to be life-threatening, officials said.
In honor of April 1: "Jokes have been ruined by people who aren't good at telling jokes." youtu.be/2kozx_d-Mlw?...
Mike Birbiglia - I'm Joking - Thank God For Jokes
YouTube video by Mike Birbiglia
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Me, a non sports boy, filling out my office basketball bracket this week
a man is screaming in a car and the words not everybody knows are above him
Alt: a man is screaming in a car and the words not everybody knows are above him
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In other news, he's already been cast in the next Daily Wire movie. apnews.com/article/what... LaBeouf used homophobic slurs while assaulting New Orleans bar patrons, police say
Shia LaBeouf used homophobic slurs while assaulting New Orleans bar patrons, police say
Actor Shia LaBeouf has been charged with battery and is accused of repeatedly using homophobic slurs while hitting multiple people at a New Orleans bar during Mardi Gras.
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Someday, I'll spell "Caribbean" right on the first try in a headline. Today is not that day.
@ridiculouscrime.bsky.social - You know what's ridiculous? apnews.com/article/rent... Employee accused of stealing 47 vehicles from Avis Budget car rental site at New York airport
Employee accused of stealing 47 vehicles from Avis Budget car rental site at New York airport
Police in upstate New York say a car rental employee at the Syracuse airport stole 47 vehicles from the business and rented them out at other locations around the region.
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Quick question: Did anyone listen to the lyrics of either of these songs?
@ridiculouscrime.bsky.social You know what's ridiculous? apnews.com/article/gard...
Ant smugglers arrested in Kenya as government warns of changing trafficking trends
Two Belgian teenagers have been charged in Kenya with wildlife piracy after they were found with thousands of ants packed in test tubes in what Kenyan authorities said was part of a trend in trafficki...
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A company town you say? Seems like a cool and unprecedented idea that has no unfortunate history
