J. Crallo
@jcrallo.bsky.social
Environmental toxicologist (PhD). Agricultural Science Professional. I do environmental risk assessments within the pesticide realm. Industry man. Former Fired Fed. Occasional shit-poster, amateur cocktail enthusiast. Philly Philly.
Yall were wondering what happened to all those wild horses he just sold? Here’s your answer.
Eric Michael Garcia@ericmgarcia.bsky.social · 4w agoTrump announces that the U.S. will allow 300,000 metric tons of ground beef to be imported and that it would be sold at 25 percent below market prices. All of this comes as Trump warns about the dangers of socialism and communism.
Man I haven’t listened to a full Ween album in a few years and I gotta say these dudes fuckin rock. Forgot how much fun these songs are.
Pets are stupid and babies suck, am I right or what?
Jerry Chen@jcsalterego.bsky.social · last mo.quote with your favorite engagement bait prompt
Oh neat, giving an entirely sadistic pack of rabid dogs a torture device. That’ll go great.
Eileen Clancy 🧿@clancyny.bsky.social · last mo.@apnews.com, @rjfoley.bsky.social: ICE plans to give officers gloves that can deliver painful electric shocks
Fuck any and all members of this Administration, and anyone who supports this stupidity.
Dan Diamond@ddiamond.bsky.social · last mo.BREAKING — Trump is planning to sign an executive order today that calls for spacing out childhood vaccines, breaking the MMR into three separate shots and making other key vaccine changes. @lenasun.bsky.social @rachelroubein.bsky.social
This is a fucking abject disgrace and one more reason ever single one of the Trump Administration needs to be brought to heel, and thrown into a dark, deep, dank cell never to emerge again.
Prof Dynarski@dynarski.bsky.social · last mo.When you now click on the CDC link to get free COVID tests, here is where you end up (this is probably stale news but I am freshly outraged so) www.covid.gov/tests
For a junk drawer to legally qualify as a real junk drawer what is ONE absolutely mandatory item it must always include? A lighter than always seems to have just ONE more flick in it.
Helen Kennedy@helenkennedy.com · last mo.For a junk drawer to legally qualify as a real junk drawer, what is the ONE absolute mandatory item it must include? A cocktail swizzle stick from a place you don't remember.
Jonah Hill was never particularly likable, and I for once am thrilled he’s doubling down on being an absolutely obnoxious, oafish git.
Dan of the Year@downwithdan.bsky.social · 2mo agoHe will never understand that being "the fat guy from Superbad" is infinitely better than being "the martial arts chud nobody likes"
apple.news/ACqwUUhX6SoW... That’s Brad BrowneLLLLLLLLLLLLLL basketball for ya, baby. Can’t retain talent, can’t win in the post. Shoulda fired that chump 10 years ago. #clemson #tigersmbb #acc
Clemson basketball's RJ Godfrey will transfer to Arizona, per report — Greenville News
Clemson basketball's Randall Godfrey, who went to court to get an extra year of eligibility, will transfer to Arizona, per a report
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Honestly, I’ll help finance this one.
Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash!@standplaatskrk.pl · 2mo ago
President Pedophile has the Declaration of Independence exposed to full light, and is damaging one of the most important documents in United States history.
Dom Ervolina@dominicervolina.com · 2mo agoDeputy Chief of Staff Dan Scavino posted this video of the Oval Office and it somehow looks even more embarrassing than I realized
Elon continues to demonstrate he’s just a shithead Nazi
Snigdha@snig.bsky.social · 2mo agoTweet from Elon Musk: “Anyone who opposites remigration is a traitor” posted yesterday.
Putting this dumb asshole on display for the world to mock is absolutely hilarious. This administration loves to punch itself it the nads.
Jan Adriaenssens@verbeeld.bsky.social · 2mo agoBrutal photo caption from The Guardian: “Gianni Infantino carefully explains to Donald Trump that he is not part of the Spanish national team.”
Holy shit Argentina welp that’s the best comeback in WC history.
More like Mes-see your ass in two years at the next World Cup, Chump amiright??
Happy 4th, we bow to no Kings and kill tyrants. With a little bit of work,that enduring Freedom that fascists hate will continue, and we will stomp on the throats of these dim, deplorable, exclusive, and corrupt trash in the coming future to bring this Country back to where it belongs.
They gotta wait til after the holiday to tell us he’s dead because they wouldn’t dare upstage our Disgrace in Chief.
Sanho Tree@sanho.bsky.social · 3mo ago“Mitch McConnell Was Reportedly Found Unconscious Last Month—What We Know About His Health” Time to resign, Mitch.
Oh yay exactly what we need. More dark money from the billionaires. Guess we’re really buying these elections now aren’t we? This is going to need immediate reform.
Chris Geidner@chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 3mo agoBREAKING: The Supreme Court, in a 6-3 ruling, holds that federal coordinated party expenditure campaign-finance limits violate the First Amendment. Kavanaugh has the opinion for the court. Kagan has the dissent, joined by Sotomayor and Jackson. www.supremecourt.gov/opinions/25p...
Fuck that. Bigots and cowards wall to wall.
Chris Geidner@chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 3mo agoBREAKING: The Supreme Court upholds West Virginia and Idaho's laws banning trans girls and women from women's sports. Justice Kavanaugh has the opinion for the court, holding that states "may" make sports eligibility based on "biological sex." www.supremecourt.gov/opinions/25p...
So are we having the “oh thank goodness” 10am drink or the “fuck these corrupt GOP bastards all the way to Hell” 10am drink with these #SCOTUS decisions?
Can’t stop won’t stop RockaPhilla Records
Melissa Case@startabuzz.gobirds.online · 3mo agoSimply the most unhinged baseball of all the times (laudatory).
