Jamie
@jdizzle689908.bsky.social
Dad to 3, teacher to many. Manchester United supporter. Sports fan. FPL. Reader.
Any reason why Lacey isn’t being brought on? Best attacker in the last game 🤷♂️
Bit of a nerdy FPL one. Had no players in the Chelsea game last night as has transferred out JP. No Chelsea players did anything including the highly owned Rogers and Palmer. 🐝 kept a clean sheet yes and Schade got a goal and an assist. I’m down like 130,000 OR! I know it’s bunched up but WTAF!
Manchester United: fail to sign a left back. Luke Shaw’s hamstring:
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@skysportpl.bsky.social are so busy whining about VAR decisions going in United’s favour that they’re missing the action on the pitch. W⚓️s
🎶🎶You can’t start a fire, can’t start a fire without a spark, our Kobbie’s on fire 🔥 he’s playing the Scousers off the park! 🎶
Desperately hope I’m not speaking too soon but struggling to see how MUFC miss out on UCL football now. Liverpool with key injuries + UCL/FA cup; Villa with Europa (I actually could see them focus on EL if a couple of results go against them); and Chelsea coached by Will from the Inbetweeners.
Can’t whinge at that result. We showed a lot of resilience to deal with a perseverant Bournemouth team and a bollockless officiating team and come away with a point.
Massive result and a positive performance as well. Was worried when Villa equalised especially after such a poor decision from VAR. The team was really resilient to come back from that and go thru the gears to get the win. A win and the first good performance in a few games. Get in big Michael!
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14 crosses played into the box in that half. If Sesko had have been playing we’d’ve probably not even crossed the ball 3 times 🙄
Any other United fans bricking it for today? Massive game especially with Chelsea losing yesterday. A win and I’ll feel genuinely confident of UCL football. A defeat and it looks very dicey. A real test of Carricks credentials today to see if we can get a big result after a setback.
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3rd place. Had forgotten what watching a competent United team was like.
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Sweepstake for this week: Who can predict the exact minute when Joao Pedro falls on his arse in the box so he gets an assist and Palmer can stat pad with another fucking penalty? Winner earns a sarcastic round of applause and the last of my fucking sanity.
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Captained ekitike when I found out the Haaland news. Ekitike benched. This has been an all timer of an FPL season.
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January has outstayed its welcome. Beers needed. Happy Friday everyone!
Maybe Scholes and Butt should grow a pair and apologise to Licha Martinez.
🎶🎶Woah-oh-oh it’s Carrick, you knooow! Better than Mourinho!🎶🎶
Fletcher was singing along with Take Me Home 🥺
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We looked better and played decent. How we didn’t win is beyond me. Such a fucking frustrating season. Sitting in my living room quietly seething. Our man weaknesses are lapses in concentration at the back and the fact that we’re allergic to 2-goal leads. Never go for the jugular when ahead.
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Tim Sherwood said at half time that Sesko shouldn’t be wearing a United shirt. How do you like them apples you prick?!?!
Ole. He makes me feel happy. He makes me feel safe. He makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside. Fuck tactics; the football we played and the way I felt when we were managed by him is the closest we got to being the real Manchester United since Fergie left.
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Not optimistic today.Leeds playing well,will be hugely up for it 2day and our team/squad with all the missing/absent players looks mid table standard at best.They’ll never get a better chance at beating us. We’re 3pts off 4th but also 3pts off 12th;can see things going south fast. Hope I’m wrong.
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Just watched clips from Amorims presser and I must say that our prospects look about as bleak as his rhetoric: 📉no prospect of injured players returning. 📉no signings in Jan 📉afcon players still out. 📉negative tactics Honestly don’t see us beating Leeds or Burnley. Arse and City after that.
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Thoughts on watching United drop points to (arguably) the worst team in PL history: I was mostly struck by how proud I am of my kids (Olivia 10, Harry 8, my youngest,3, stayed home): they came to support their team and they did for every second, in spite of the dross they were watching.