Jordan T Neves
@jeanvendors.bsky.social
He/him Illustrator/Designer from SLC by way of LA and Seattle. Video Games, Tabletop, Portraits, Graphic Design, Comics. (Prev. Gearbox, Target, Drawing Booth) Views are my own & do not reflect any employer jeanvendors.com jordantneves@gmail.com
I am so happy to be getting involved in an actually real life arts community instead of rotting away on social media and worrying over stupid arbitrary numbers
Realizing I might have to basically redo an entire piece because I lost the original and the file comes out cursed as fuck in the printer every single time… like it’s possessed by a vengeful ink spirit
Absolutely could not get to sleep last night but it led to me having an idea for an 18+ zine I spent the morning cobbling together (instead of setting up for a show I have this weekend!!!)
I wish guys like John Candy and Chris Farley were still around, genuinely I do, but I also think about what the modern fitness manosphere / GLP-1 environment would do to them and I feel extremely torn
He will never understand that being "the fat guy from Superbad" is infinitely better than being "the martial arts chud nobody likes"
Go to the zoo once (1 time) and spend all of Monday at work listening to Apeman by The Kinks
Absolutely could not get to sleep last night but it led to me having an idea for an 18+ zine I spent the morning cobbling together (instead of setting up for a show I have this weekend!!!)
Didn’t get nearly enough restful sleep and started my day by falling on my ass down the stairs
Some pieces from earlier this year ft. @cidsnyder.bsky.social 's merch-dropping, fist-fighting, space-vlogging tanuki, Kieko.
My artistic output nosedived considerably after both times I caught Covid, so this explains a whole lot
The COVID brain fog explained. The COVID-19 virus binds to the ACE2 receptor to enter cells. Dopamine producing neurons are rich in the ACE2 receptor. The virus causes disruption in the dopamine network in the brain. 🧪 tech-paper.com/scientists-f...
Thinking about “content” lately kind of just gets me into my feelings about how much local art stuff I’ve been pursuing lately. Content is just an inherently internet thing and it just seems to pile up because your stuff is expected to compete with Everyone
I want to have a nicer way to say this but it really pisses me off anytime I see an animal in an Illumination movie.
one thing you need to understand when you watch a major league baseball game is, these guys are some serious big league ballplayers. they're the real deal. i'm talking about some real big-time types of guys
Apocalypse with the Relationship OCD-style ruminations. The A on his belt stands for Avoidant youtu.be/aW-96dljccQ?...
Apocalypse vs Cable
YouTube video by WolverineTribune
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Paul George implies the existence of a basketball player named John Ringo (undiscovered)