Hank

@jeanvigo.bsky.social

World’s #1 fan of FYI’s then Lifetime’s then Peacock’s “Married At First Sight”

Armchair sociological theory I have: the public was highly susceptible to the “gluten is bad for you” line from health cranks because the word “gluten” is similar to the word “glutton,” so it sounds like its bad.

Trump on the ring of Gyges: “Well, I’m allowed to wear it, but I — nobody’s approached me with it. Nobody’s asked me about it. It’s in the news about that, that aspect of it, but right now, it would be inappropriate to talk about it.”

Trump: "An old fashioned term that we use -- Ship of the Line. I used it on the campaign. It's such an old fashioned term, but a beautiful term. Ship o’th’line. It says a ship of the line of battle."

Little joke I invented for all you English Civil War heads out there: huffing that William Laudanum. Feel free to pepper that in when you talk about the church drama going on you’re welcome

One day my replies will get me somewhere. Phil Spector and Quincey Jones will knock on my door and say “kid, we’re signing you to our label. We want you to read your replies into a microphone. It will go gold.” Yes

Guy who just spent two hours on Wikipedia voice: “getting real War of the Mantuan Succession vibes from this Wisconsin Supreme Court election”