somebody once told me the girl was gonna gone me
Florence Pkew Pkew Pkew
@jearbear11.bsky.social
the world’s only hydrated barista • metal enthusiast • ska evangelist • goof purveyor
i push my fingers into five guys -gay slipknot
live (nothing wrong with me) laugh (nothing wrong with me) love (nothing wrong with me)
the bullet that killed charlie kirk has been acquired by the dodgers
who do you think you are runnin' 'round gardin skars
and you can stick that where the sun don't shine (scranton pennsylvania)
just clocked in to my shift at the having a pleasant lil day factory
call the PA Farm Show cause this hog is prize winning
if i was rich i'd be like "another day another one hundred dollars"
sitting in the bathtub while the water is draining to flex on toddlers
FromSoft! What blood through yonder window bornes?
"Summarize 4 unread messages" summarize my gotdam cock, robot
she goofy on that thing, got me like yahhhhoohoohoohooeey
guy who is seeing Twilight for the first time but knows there's a baseball scene: hey babe this movie is pretty good so far but when do they get to the baseball scene
you have the aloofness of someone who was born into wealth and told they were attractive an adequate number of times
i think the wonka factory might've been a plantation
i'm seeing rappers you've never heard of in venues you've never been to
verily, verily, i say unto thee, except a man be cheeked the fuck up, he cannot see the kingdom of god
breaking: cap'n crunch has been dishonorably discharged