i remember they use to be a lollipop call tootsie pop and they would hide a big chunk a wax and glue in the middle a it so when you get to the middle a it you would be like yuck why is this full a wax and glue o man that was a real good prank

dont put a plastic bag over your head and go to bottom a the pond behind the shingle factory and crawl in the drain pipe and see the spacetime light radiation i dont know where i was at but i seen sand and smoke and i talk to aliens and the turn in to doctors and a urgentcy room

i think i will play football next year

remember people use to talk about the environment all a the time that went away fast is it even still a thing

i seen a dude drives a concrete truck get out a the truck and i say to him i wished i had one a those trucks because it would be fun to drive around and pour concrete out on what ever i want to and he just looked at me and locked the truck door and walked away

i wished people woud stop asking me were i was when the 911 happen it was not me i didnt do none a that stuff it was the terrorist

the song where singer yell now your mess with the son a the bitch makes me want to walk places and walk in time with the beat a the song and look like im mad about it

i should write songs and get them on record i think i can make good music that really is about skulls with lightning in it or riding a motorcycle through a graveyard

sometimes i dont know if i can really believe that honey is made in the forest by bees

they need change the rules for the food eating contests and only let people thats going hungry enter them same thing for sports fire all the athletes because they made money already and change out all a the players with people thats out a shape they get their exercising and get in real good shape

i went in a old building an found jar with liquid metal in it i pored it out an it was weird it stayed togeter sorta an i look like termanater guy when i dip my hand in it i think i discover somethin here i put in jar an keep it it scare people in libray when i pore it on table it taste bad

what is the religion were they have a giant eagle that come down out a the sky and pick people up carry them up in the air and drop them ?

was they a jeopardy show episode were alen troberk bring a gun and keep showing it to people while the play the game show ???

i like the smell it makes when i make the wires touch in the green metal boxes that hums next to the shingle factory after i wake back up

has any a you ever hear a group call the beachboys they are so good they sing a lot a songs real funny go waw waw waw hoooooo hooooooo they make all kind a funny sounds and funny voices i laugh so hard every time

i can remember one time the dude everybody call ratshit ask me if i would take a movie over to the video store drop it off for him and i say yes i will and i take it out a the case and i put rocks and yell at me but i just laugh at him

i went in the shingle factory and ask for a job and the woman there say file out application and i ask if theys pollution comes from the factory and she say no they are environmental and then i ask if is ok a drink the water in the pond behind the shingle factory and she say no

i will invent count tobaccula cereal

i seen a kids book call theys a monster at the end a this book that will tear your head off it was a muppet in the book tell you dont turn page because a monster at end a the book will tear your head off when you get to the end a the book turn out the monster is you and you should tear your head off

is anybody got any storys about crimes i really would like to eat a fish dinner or chicken dinner but i dont want to pay for it and the cops will buy me one if i tell them i got info about crimes

would it work better to dig a big hole and put some sticks and leafs over it or instead a that wait up in a tree and throw down a big net ???

you know what im glad they call the law on me for hiding in their store it just let me know i need to get better at hiding

what is the pink water in the plastic bags in the cardboard boxes they throw away out back at the kfc because some kids that works there say they will give me 10 dollars if i drink some of it

everywhere they try and hide copper from us they try protect it with sparks to scare you off

in my dream i was watching a old timey tv in a dark room in a old scary looking old house like a haunted house and on the screen it show a live tv performance in black and white and it say and now performing the number one smashed hit it is urethra frankling sings rolaids and she sing the song goes

i worked in a restaurant and i would drink the brown gravy i got in trouble the manager say dont do that no more and i learn how to take a styrofoam cup and scoop up some gravy and drink it and then throw the cup in the french fryer and it would disappear it was a perfect crime

i dont know what peoples problems is i was just yelling pull your pants down at people walking by on the other side a the street i didnt mean nothing by it im not a harasser like they was accused me of

when they mark the ground with paint and signs that say dont dig here utility i want to go dig right there because i bet you it is where they bury treasure to hide it

you can take a ketchup packet twist one side up real tight and throw it at a window and it will bust splatter on there i done this on the windows up high on the post office the ketsup splotters was on there for a few years because they couldnt reach it

if somebody is ask you questions about why are you hitting the paper machine with a rake handle or why are you spraying carburetor cleaner over a lighter making a blowtorch and melting the coke machine and you are not comfortable with answering those questions you just say to them shut up