I don't know much about bronies but I sure know how to peg a sister
going to a dinner party on sesame Street and hitting on elmo's mom
sometimes i see posts and feel a little criticized by them but then I remember that I looooooove stabbing random strangers with my sewing needles I love it I love it I love it so much it is soooooo fun and exciting and sweet and baby girl of me to stab random strangers with my collection of needles
is it gay for your friend to say "I'm completely in love with you" and then you say "yeah. I'm in love with you too"
*bounces off of it, using the momentum to reach offscreen platforms with hidden items and powerups*
Jeepers@jeeprs.bsky.social · 9mo ago*bounces on it*
not me forgetting to avoid such oxymorons as the term "cis people" when we all know those two words contradict each other
cis people write poetry like "I wish there were more milk in the fridge, I'd drink it, and it would go into my boobs, waiting for the third baby I will never have"
people always say jeepers when they look into my scaaarifyingg poosy
Samberry/サムベリー🍓@killingangel.bsky.social · 7mo agohi lil trans ppl
babe, stop, I'm trying to watch uncle grandpa. seriously put your shirt back on
my brain is a machine that turns unimagined sex moves into imagined sex moves
sorry I wasn't around for a while guys I discovered this new hobby called "go fucking myself"
if the elements of harmony from mlp were real I would be the element of being fucking ugly and stupid
genuinely if you're not transgender then get the fuck out of my sight
you can tell how unhealthy the local queer scene is by how many people listen to the fucking mountain goats
is it gay for your friend to say "I'm completely in love with you" and then you say "yeah. I'm in love with you too"
haha sorry guys I'm a little tipsy, I had a few swigs of Groklorr The Firesworn's legendary mead
fun fact: did you know that every day I die and am then born again?
No, we cannot meet up. I live in star wars and am incapable of visiting the real world
"I fear that I may drain every one of the beautiful rivers in equestria with my thirst" (new catchphrase guys what do you think)
I'm not fucking joking this really happened!!!!! DO NOT FUCKING LAUGH AT ME!!!!!!!!!!!
Jeepers@jeeprs.bsky.social · 8mo ago*kicks one of the batmobile's tires* this'll give YOU a kick in the pants, caped crusader! *sticks a piece of gum on the left tail light* oh, but don't dry those years yet, momma's bat- I'm FAR from done with you! *throws an empty plastic bottle at the windshield*
I'm an ace contestant on the hit new reality show "Is The Bread Still Good"
*kicks one of the batmobile's tires* this'll give YOU a kick in the pants, caped crusader! *sticks a piece of gum on the left tail light* oh, but don't dry those years yet, momma's bat- I'm FAR from done with you! *throws an empty plastic bottle at the windshield*
dude I just saw that first star trek movie from 1979 and it is somehow even better than I thought it would be