Jeff From Ohio

@jefffromohio.bsky.social

Producer, The Asylum Producer, Bystanders Director, Terror Trips Producer, Mutilator 2 Production Manager, McVeigh

To everyone who messaged me following my surgery yesterday, or texted, or even just thought nice things….thank you. Your messages (and painkillers) got me through a rough day yesterday, and it’s possible I may have texted some of you the same thing twice. Sorry about that.

Ok I’m home. I have ten fewer teeth on my upper jaw than I did this morning. But I also have Vicodin, a bed, and a kitten sleeping at my feet. Weighed myself before the surgery. I’m confident I’ll drop weight thanks to a liquid diet followed by three months of soft foods

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I might be MIA for a while here. On Wednesday morning, the dentist will be removing all my upper teeth. It’s a long story. Eventually, prosthetics will go in. But at least the next week or two is going to suck a lot.

Frankly, if the England fans would’ve chosen a better song to sing than Wonderwall, I’d have cheered for them. So much amazing music comes out of that country and you chose fuckin Oasis? This is why it’s never coming home.

I woke up on a beautiful Sunday morning and saw the news that everyone is talking about. We as a country need time to properly mourn this, regardless of what side of the aisle you are on. We will miss you, Bonnie Tyler.

Next Wednesday (7/22), I go in for surgery. My entire upper row of teeth will be extracted to make room for implants (it’s long story but medically necessary). So yeah, looking forward to lengthy days on Vicodin, watching movies and having to drink my meals.