seems pretty obvious they're just gonna make jared leto the next james bond
j. effingham bellweather
@jeffinghambellw.bsky.social
super-villain caterpillar from outta space, golf specialist, i kicks the mad style so step off the frankfurter. he/hmm. crime's a-wastin! #mistermind
The Grinch. Can you imagine how loud those damn Whos have to be that he can hear them way up on top of the mountain? Obviously the authorities aren't enforcing the noise ordinances. Maybe vigilantism is wrong but what do you expect in a society where the rules don't apply to the in crowd.
Paramedics Praised For Being Too Late To Save Lindsey Graham https://theonion.com/paramedics-praised-for-being-too-late-to-save-lindsey-graham/
I spoke to Mitch McConnell for 20 minutes and he told me to call the roller of big cigars, the muscular one, and bid him whip in kitchen cups concupiscent curds; let the wenches dawdle in such dress as they are used to wear, and let the boys bring flowers in last month's newspapers...
in re: current swift/kelce events, a look back at the beginning...
j. effingham bellweather@jeffinghambellw.bsky.social · 2y agoTaylor and Travis's first date
not the first and not the worst joker-themed cybertruck i have seen
Joe For America@makeitunclear.bsky.social · last mo.saw the worst thing in the world today
"Lynda Carter says she 'did what anyone would have done'" my god she ate it
Purchased some $1 comic books today, a great many of them
Not my best work, but felt like this was what's on the menu for Bsky today.
"I'm an AI-generated hologram of Charlie Kirk"
purchased a pile of comics for $1 each (hooray)
watching the steven seagal filmography the way god intended: on old vhs tapes
ewoks are vicious little bastards who cooked and ate captured stormtroopers alive after the battle of endor (but they don't have the geneva conventions in space) plus when they're playing the helmets like drums at the end there are still heads inside
Revan@revan.eurosky.social · 3mo agoI can think of no better way to spend May the 4th than filling the timeline with absurd Star Wars headcanons
VERY COOL PERSON: It's four-twenty, you know what that means? ME: Hell yeah! [starts shoving blackbirds into a pie]
Did you try to smuggle pickles because they hate that.
j. effingham bellweather@jeffinghambellw.bsky.social · 4mo agoi was in canada once but they asked me to leave
having merchants and money changers right inside the temple seems really convenient actually
Can't get over the time I saw a christian family in the library bookstore who dismissed "Dune" and all of Orson Scott Card's books as "trash" because they're "dirty" but also heaped praise on "Go the Fuck to Sleep" because it was "hilarious"
soccer goalies should all have to share a uniform and when they exchange the outgoing goalie has have to strip and give his clothes to the new one, who struggles to change while the game continues around him. including the shoes. same in hockey.