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The world of the heterosexual is a sick and boring life (coming soon to an airport near you ✈️) IG: @jeffchat
I wonder if there was anyone inadvertently outed by Patti LuPone when their family & friends realized they were on the cruise she was talking about
if my name were Steven I’d have a private group chat for only people named Steven, called Steven Nation Army. still workshopping one for people named Jeff.
what if he died of the explosive diarrhea parasite lmao
Kyle Griffin@kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 4w agoBREAKING: WASHINGTON (AP) — US Senator Lindsey Graham has died after a brief and unexpected illness, his office says in a statement.
I don’t go out anymore and I don’t even live in nyc… yes, I’m still jealous
I think CONFESSIONS II is a no skips album, which is wild because (for me!) even Confessions on a Dance Floor had 2 skippable songs on it. I don’t even think of it as a “part 2” of Confessions & it has me looking at her whole discography differently-
L.E.S. Girl… probably bc I lived off of Ave B & spent most of my 20s & 30s on the lower east side- it REALLY hits home. It’s such a small, introspective song, and weirdly reminds me of the Velvet Underground? which is just such a wild, incredible thing to say about a Madonna track. Love it.
me “celebrating” July 4 for a hot dog
Girl Dancing While Crying
ALT: Girl Dancing While Crying
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elder millennial gays posting their Madonna album release party pics
Are You Mad Your Daughter
ALT: Are You Mad Your Daughter
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It’s July 4th so happy birthday to Melissa Barrera and Malia Obama 🎉🎊🎆
Madonna name dropping the B-52’s on Danceteria is a sign we are actually, after 10 long years, returning to the proper timeline
if you don’t understand why gays in their 30s-50s love Madonna the way we do, you have to understand that she fought for us when NO ONE did. to her we weren’t just valid, but special, and even cool. She loved us BOLDLY, as much as we loved her, in a way some pop stars are afraid to do 40 yrs later.
Meryl Streep's Miranda Priestly: Nothing To Do With You
Alt: Meryl Streep's Miranda Priestly: “ok, I see, you think this has Nothing To Do With You”
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Now that CONFESSIONS II is out I realize that Madonna is, of course, not a time traveler. But for this album she’s been excavating her life & revisiting herself in a way I don’t think she’s ever done (musically anyway) It’s better than any biopic, and as an album stands among her best
jeff@jeffinitelymaybe.bsky.social · 4mo agoI’m starting to think of Madonna as a Doctor Who type character who can appear anywhere in time and space because wdym she dated Basquiat in 1982 and also performed at Coachella in 2026
The hotel where I’m staying had no water from 11am - 5pm and I was a sweaty, annoyed mess. instead of going full Karen in the lobby I went and got an alcoholic milkshake. It worked!
randomly thought about a movie I haven’t seen in 25 years- Gypsy 83 where Sarah Rue and her goth gay road trip to NYC to go to Night of a Thousand Stevies… so I googled it- and a new Director’s Cut trailer had just been uploaded to YouTube like 15 mins ago, basically as I was thinking about it?!
me: I forgot to wear my gay dangly earring today, now no one will know I’m a fag narrator, whispering: they know
This just in: Pride month has been extended through July and possibly August, if you are still gay STAY IN LINE!
Emma D’Arcy really kills it in this weeks ep of HotD- throughout the ep but esp at the end the different emotions they conjure: grief, anguish, heartbreak, hesitation, and a flicker of cold-blooded resolve… all flashing across their face in a matter of seconds. Honestly epic, Shakespearean shit lol
I can’t imagine wasting my one precious life being a transphobic loser
Any recommendations for Chattanooga TN? (with 🍑 for purely scientific purposes aka shameless engagement)
A customer said I look like Jonathan Bailey today and even though i don’t see it, except maybe we both sort of look like gay mice turned into human form, I will take it as a compliment!
found out a gay coworker (who I don’t actually work with directly) i became friendly with & IG mutuals is a zio genocide denier, and also “hates Mamdani” 😐 I immediately unfollowed, deleted, & blocked. My bio says free Palestine idk how he thought we could just “agree to disagree” on that?!
AI saw the cover of the Michael Jackson Dangerous album and was like “everything should look like this, but worse”
Here’s some pics of me from about 20 years ago with my coworker’s ass 🥹 We worked at a club called Mr Black in NYC- I was a cocktail server in a wrestling singlet & he wore an apron with his ass out. we were also the managers 😂
Two songs “Melissa I’m drunk and outside” and “The Puerto Rico Song (first time in San Juan)” being used everywhere on social media right now are AI. They’re also so dumb! I hate it here
An egg roll can be a breakfast pastry if you want it to be
I wish “casual nudity” was a job because I would be really good at it
me: “it’s like a group of people who play dumb games and talk.” my husband: “smosh?” me: “yes but also what the fuck”