The guy sitting behind me is explaining to his friend, who must not follow baseball, who all the players are "That's the Big Dumper. They call him that because he has a big butt."
Jeff Moen
@jeffmoen.bsky.social
dog guy, long-suffering Mariners fan, history major who accidentally became an engineer, occasional DIYer, former gifted kid, future bestselling mystery novelist (🤞)
Gonna start loudly referring to Jimothy as "Jiminy" and see how long it takes someone to correct me
Time to watch a moderate quality baseball team in moderate quality air
You ought to be able to get pizza delivered in 30 megawatts or less
Miles Klee 🦉@milesklee.bsky.social · 6h agoordering Domino’s and then blaming ChatGPT when nobody wants it
Apropos of nothing, I still don't support using A.I. but I doubt it could do a worse job than my friend who asked me to pay $45 for two slices of pizza
Jeff Moen@jeffmoen.bsky.social · 7mo agoI don't support A.I. or Papa John's, but I do believe some people are incapable of ordering the correct amount of pizza. One time on New Year's Eve my friend invited a bunch of us to his parents' house and ordered like 12 pizzas for 12 people, I ate two slices and then was told I had to chip in $45
Why does Patton look like Bill Belichick and why does MacArthur look like John Mahoney?
You ought to be able to get pizza delivered in 30 megawatts or less
Miles Klee 🦉@milesklee.bsky.social · 6h agoordering Domino’s and then blaming ChatGPT when nobody wants it
Probably makes no difference, but part of me thinks constantly saying "if there even is a 2027 season" manufactures consent for a lockout. I'd prefer not to normalize the idea of owners shutting down the sport in order to break a union. That should be a weird, extreme, unacceptable course of action.
"Sorry this meeting goes so long but I feel like it's somewhat helpful" It's not tbh
I am in a meeting where I kind of have to pay attention to what's being said even though I haven't had to talk the whole time, and Toby is annoyed because to him it looks like I'm not doing anything and he thinks I should be paying attention to him instead
I tried putting cinnamon in my coffee this morning, not sure why, but anyway I feel like it might taste better if I were a person who also put sweetener in their coffee because the cinnamon alone isn't quite doing it for me
I am like a mile and a half north of my house, where the skyline appears somewhat hazy, and from here you can barely even see it
There’s a guy on TikTok who posts just him taking a pizza out of the oven every day with tongs and all of the comments are about how their day is ruined from having watched this
Props to Buhner for crediting only Larry David for being what made Seinfeld great
I just realized that due to my car drama this morning I forgot to drink coffee today, but normally 4-5-2
B_Rye989@brye989.bsky.social · 2d ago3 5 4
Jay Buhner is here at the ballpark in a SpongeBob SquarePants themed @mariners.com jersey. He heckled Dan Wilson before his pregame media session began and has chatted a lot with Cole Young and Perry Hill Jr. #TridentsUp #SeattleMariners
